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Old 11-24-2007, 12:22 AM   #1
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Smile Funny Joke!!

So, this white man is walking along the beach and encounters a genie lamp. The man then rubs the lamp and *poof* out comes a genie disgusted, eyes rolling saying ...

"OK buddy, yadda yadda, yadda, I've been doing this for centuries and really don't have time to mess around with you, so just think of three things, I'll grant them then I'll be gone."


So the man thinks of what wishes he'd like, and *poof!*a mansion appears. Next *poof,*naked women are running around in the mansion... then *poof* the man gets a knock at his door.

He opens to find three Klansman that take him, beat him down, then lynch him from a tree out back.

The next day, back in genie land, the genie sits bemused discussing what had just went on with other genies. "In all my experience, I've never had such requests."

"What requests" inquires a fellow genie. "Well" he responds "the first two wishes were regular: you know, a mansion and beautiful women but the third was confusing .... why would he want to be hung like a nigger?"


Courtesy of the great Paul Mooney

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Old 11-24-2007, 12:36 AM   #2
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: one of my favorite writers. Paul Mooney.
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:52 AM   #3
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i don't get it.
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:00 AM   #4
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i don't get it.

neither do i?
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:14 PM   #5
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i don't get it.


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neither do i?
How don't y'all get it?
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:17 PM   #6
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i don't get it.

Because Black men generally have a large penis lol
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:17 PM   #7
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neither do i?
Hung like a n*gger can be taken two ways.

1) You got a big d*ck
2) Black people got hung back in slavery times

Get it now?
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:18 PM   #8
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Took me awhile but I got it. I think.
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:42 PM   #9
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Took me awhile but I got it. I think.
The white guys three wishes were: To have a big mansion, to have beautiful naked women and to be hung like a black man.

All three came true, but instead of being "hung" like a black man (he wanted his penis to be larger) he was "hung" like a black man (KKK, civil rights movement, slavery; they hung him like a black man.)
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:50 PM   #10
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Hahahahaha, good one.
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Old 11-24-2007, 04:23 PM   #11
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wow, right over my head... lol, GREAT JOKE!!!
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Old 11-24-2007, 04:29 PM   #12
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lol, not bad.
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:50 PM   #13
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I lyk the wordplay.

Imma use it thank you.
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Old 12-04-2007, 10:09 PM   #14
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Paul Mooney lmao Negrodamus.

Guy: Mr. Negrodamus, how is President Bush so sure of Iraq possessing Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Paul: *slight hesitation* Because he has the ... receipt.
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:42 AM   #15
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Paul Mooney lmao Negrodamus.

Guy: Mr. Negrodamus, how is President Bush so sure of Iraq possessing Weapons of Mass Destruction?
Paul: *slight hesitation* Because he has the ... receipt.
Some guy was interviewing Paul Mooney a while back, it went a lil' something like this.

Interviewer: "So what's one of the weirdest things that has happened to you?"
Paul: "Well, one, I was walking, just minding my business and theis white women sees me. She must have been frightened or something cause she just started running."
Interviewer: "So what did you do?"
Paul: "I started chasing her."
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