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Old 08-05-2006, 03:00 AM   #31
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WTF? Im gonna be 17 in grade 11.
Yeah man, I was 17 for my first 3 weeks of college, freshman year. I had done everything else up until that point. And what do you know? A freshman gets his freak on with a senior. And no, I don't mean a senior citizen... you clowns. And man, I didn't know what I was doing. But I sure as hell acted like it, lol. She probably knew as well. I was just trying to impress her. She was 22, and I was 17.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:02 AM   #32
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14, end of my sophomore yr with a 9th grade chick...so she was 15. yea it was kinda cool being underaged.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:03 AM   #33
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Yeah man, I was 17 for my first 3 weeks of college, freshman year. I had done everything else up until that point. And what do you know? A freshman gets his freak on with a senior. And no, I don't mean a senior citizen... you clowns. And man, I didn't know what I was doing. But I sure as hell acted like it, lol. She probably knew as well. I was just trying to impress her. She was 22, and I was 17.

I turn 18 in jan and i'm goin into my sophomre yr in college
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:05 AM   #34
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Yeah, stop being this person:

Tupac:

hear Brenda's got a baby
But, Brenda's barely got a brain
A damn shame
Tha girl can hardly spell her name
(That's not our problem, that's up ta Brenda's family)
Well let me show ya how it affects tha whole community
Now Brenda never really knew her moms and her dad was a
junky
Went in death to his arms, it's sad
Cause I bet Brenda doesn't even know
Just cause your in tha ghetto doesn't mean ya can't grow
But oh, that's a thought, my own revelation
Do whatever it takes ta resist tha temptation
Brenda got herself a boyfriend
Her boyfriend was her cousin, now lets watch tha joy end
She tried to hide her pregnancy, from her family
Who didn't really care to see, or give a damn if she
Went out and had a church of kids
As long as when tha check came they got first dibs
Now Brendas belly is gettin bigger
But no one seems ta notice any change in her figure
She's 12 years old and she's having a baby
In love with tha molester, whos sexin her crazy
And yet she thinks that he'll be with her forever
And dreams of a world with tha two of them are together,
whatever
He left her and she had tha baby solo, she had it on tha
bathroom floor
And didn't know so, she didn't know, what ta throw away and
what ta keep
She wrapped tha baby up and threw him in tha trash heep
I guess she thought she'd get away
Wouldn't hear tha cries
She didn't realize
How much tha tha little baby had her eyes
Now tha babys in tha trash heep balling
Momma can't help her, but it hurts ta hear her calling
Brenda wants ta run away
Momma say, you makin' me lose pay, tha social workers here
everyday
Now Brenda's gotta make her own way
Can't go to her family, they won't let her stay
No money no babysitter, she couldn't keep a job
She tried ta sell crack, but end up getting robbed
So now what's next, there ain't nothin left ta sell
So she sees sex as a way of leavin hell
It's payin tha rent, so she really can't complain
Prostitute, found slain, and Brenda's her name, she's got a baby
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:11 AM   #35
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I watch cops with no pants on.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:12 AM   #36
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I bet you people post on ISH with no pants on...
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:14 AM   #37
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I watch cops with no pants on.

You watch men in suits arresting other men?:confused:
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:15 AM   #38
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I bet you people post on ISH with no pants on...
As we speak... lol
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:18 AM   #39
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No the ones where they go into the trailer parks and tackle the drunk fat ladies to the ground.


Actually I had nothing to say.. and that line was in the song I was listening to at the time.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:20 AM   #40
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Listening to some queer guy's anthem?
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:21 AM   #41
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13. I went to Juvinille Hall, and ever since, pooping has turn into a tough task.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:22 AM   #42
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Listening to some queer guy's anthem?
Bwahaha.
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:23 AM   #43
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:23 AM   #44
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I was 17. I probably could have done it before then. Especially with my ex. But we never had enough time alone to do anything beyond foreplay.

Apparently I had a lot of groupies as a young kid. I recall my sister's friends were obsessed with me. I was a 6th grade with long straight hair, and they were heavily into rock/metal music. "If you were older, I'd take you into the bathroom and rape you." Of course at the age, an 8th grader sitting on my lap, I was too nervous to say, "I don't care, let's do it anyways!"

So anyways, I'm sure most of you had this experience: first time, you're nervous as hell. This is the moment you've been dreaming of since you turned 11. You end up nutting in about 3 seconds. Luckily for me the girl didn't know, and I just slapped a different condom and went back to business until she got hers then finished up the show.

(Seriously, is there anything scarier than seeing a girl orgasm in real life for the first time? Atleast for me. I didn't know wtf happened. Didn't look like the "orgasms" I'd seen in porn. She damn near threw me off her and sat there quivering for about 30 seconds. I was like "okay, I'm done for now.")

I later told her I was a virgin, and after initially not believing me and saying it was some of the better sex she'd had (and that she doesn't usually orgasm), she said if she had known that she probably wouldn't have had sex with me.

That kind of made my ego swell for awhile. Of course, I haven't had sex since then. The girl quit talking to me for awhile because she said she was getting attached and just got out of a bad relationship, and I've been in a relationship with a girl that's still a virgin for a couple years.

I guess I'm still basically a virgin!
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Old 08-05-2006, 03:23 AM   #45
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13. I went to Juvinille Hall, and ever since, pooping has turn into a tough task.

Omg,that's disgusting. Did you drop the soap? Was it some guy named Bubba? D...Did you like it?
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