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Old 03-13-2008, 10:51 PM   #1
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Default Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

In some remote places, people pay to have sex with orangutans and such
Would you **** an animal if THEY PAYED you a million bucks?



Would you do it? which animal would you do the nasty with?



- this is some dirty ****, but for a million bucks I just.... nah its too nasty. Maybe I'd do it blindfolded or something with the money handcuffed to my legs.
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:58 PM   #2
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Haha wtf "something with the money handcuffed to my legs."

Isn't some dude having sex with a monkey the thing that started AIDS/HIV?
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:59 PM   #3
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How's an animal going to pay me 1 million bucks?
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:09 PM   #4
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:18 PM   #5
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Hell to the YEAH
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:21 PM   #6
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Can I wear a condom?
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:21 PM   #7
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For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of choice? Probably a cat.

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Old 03-13-2008, 11:28 PM   #8
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:31 PM   #9
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no way

a million dollars isn't as much as you think folks....

It is no longer easy to retire with just 1 million $$$...you would still have to work at some point in life...I was told that due to inflation I would need over 6 million dollars in order to retire when I am 65 years old...that is 35 years from now and at that time a dollar will be worth about the same as a dime today....

this topic has been brought up before...



besides...I doubt I could do it even if I tried...I would have to down a whole bottle of Viagra or something....
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For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.
jesus dude...

this tells me that in some point in your life you have thought about screwing a cat....
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For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.
Why wear a condom, what are you gonna catch heart worms?
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Why wear a condom, what are you gonna catch heart worms?

Might get them pregnant and get one of these.

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Old 03-14-2008, 12:07 AM   #14
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I wouldnt do it!

money doesnt make or break me!
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:07 AM   #15
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i'd do it with a sedated gorrilla. has to be the closest thing to human puss.
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