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Old 04-23-2008, 02:12 PM   #16
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Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

-eminem "criminal"
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:20 PM   #17
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Plenty of nice onez.

Too bad a couple of pre-pubescent clownz ruined the first page. Idiots. (Referring to the Soulja Boy/Nas and "Tell Me"/"R Kelly" guy.

We start off with possibly the goat candidate:
"I got a knife, and the knife is sharp."

Continue forward to something by 40 cal. (Loosely written)
"When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON!"

Some song regarding smoking
"Get your children hooked like a pedofial fishermen!"

"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'


ANYTHING within the Love Ain't song by the Cunninlynguists (ty ridonks)


Worst lyrics hands down goes to
50 cent Candy Shop
"If I can be a NYMPHO, you can be a NYMPHO"
^ I dare anybody to top that
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:24 PM   #18
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best:
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Synthesizer, microwave me
Give me a drug so I can make seven babies
Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up
Please make my life appear
like ain't no such thing as bad luck
My, nose ain't right
Like I need a new one
Just take your pick, a yellow red
A black or a blue one
Virtual reality, virtual, BULL****
Synthesizer preachers can reach you
up in the pulpit
Who a *****?
Give me my gat so I can smoke this *****
Tell his mamma not to cry
because they can clone him quicker
than it took his daddy to make him
****** bitin verbatim
Thought provokin records radio never played dem
Instant, quick grits, new, improved
Hurry hurry, rush rush, world on the move
Marijuana illegal but ciggarettes cool
I might LOOK kinda funny but I ain't no fool
Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize
Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize
But if you synthesize I will understand
your synthesizer man

worst:
ice ice baby
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:25 PM   #19
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one i just thought..
Eminem on the song "touchdown"

As one the the biggest em fans on this board I am ASHAMED that those are his lyrics. Touchdown is the worst verse I have ever heard from Em. Most of it doesn't even rhyme. Worst Em **** ever. He should be embarassed of that, and the fact that he's a legend makes it even more disturbing. That's how you can ruin a legacy, Marshall. If your verse isn't dope don't release it. Why he put that kind of trash out is beyond me.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:36 PM   #20
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"When i die bury me butt naked and face down in the grass, so i can **** the world while yall kiss my ass"

- Ras Kass

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When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON!

that was also definitely sick...
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:11 PM   #21
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Worst, hands down!

Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam

-Cam'ron



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Old 04-23-2008, 04:39 PM   #22
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Worst, hands down!

Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam

-Cam'ron




Nah

Golly Im Gully look at my Galoshes

or the
Computers computin, boogity bootin
sad cuz Cam'ron used to be sick

see His verse on DJ clue the professional part 1 the song with him and Pun and Canibus Cam rips it.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:47 PM   #23
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the lox have some pretty witty stuff too

something like Might find your man dead in the ocean He be aight though You know dead rappers get better promotion
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:52 PM   #24
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WORST :

"Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God I talk a lotta hum de lay de la la
Oochie walla walla, um di da dah da dah but you gotta gotta"
Square Dance, Eminem

BEST : Nothin really comes to my mind atm
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:58 PM   #25
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worst:

"i switch whips like kicks" wayyyyyy over used.

any song where game name drops.
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:09 PM   #26
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"everytime i'm tryin to leave, she beggin me to stay but i politely fadeaway like my name was MJ"

my boy weezy f,got way to many to list.
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:19 PM   #27
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Common on My Way Home:

They say home is where the hate is
My dome is where fate is
I stroll where souls get lost like vegas
Seen through the eyes of rebel glasses
Pray to god that my arms reach the masses
The young smoke grass in grassless jungles
Rubberband together in cashless bundles
We wear struggling chains
Divided only hustle remains
Making sense of it we hustle for change
Revolution ain't a game
It's another name
For life fighting
Someone to stay in they corner like Mike Tyson
Hypes fighting for hits to heighten they hell
Don't he know he only get as high as he fell

Show money becomes bail
Relationships become jail
Children are unheld
I wish love was for sale
Behold the pale
Horse got me trapped like r. kel', I bail and it-


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Old 04-23-2008, 05:27 PM   #28
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I show no love, to homo thugs

DMX

GOAT
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:27 PM   #29
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That was sick! I wouldn't have that anywhere near my worst list.

There are a lot of bad ones, like Fat Joe in "I won't tell"... just focus on after the first verse.

This is one of the sick ones I recently heard

"I'm Just Trying To Do The Opposite Of Left,
As Long As There Is The Opposite Of Death
You Test, And I Might Just Bring The Opposite Of Life
Till There's No One The Opposite Of Right.
"
- Lupe Fiasco (Game Time)



This is seriously insane...
Haha I see you using my old custom user title. That was a hot Kanye verse.
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Here's one of the best rap lines ever imo.
I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don
Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom
I ain't play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards
I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Brains, power, and muscle, like Dame, Puffy, and Russell
Your boy back on his hustle, you know what I've been up to
Killin y'all ****** on that lyrical ****
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips
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Old 04-23-2008, 05:55 PM   #30
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Originally Posted by ecthelion
WORST :

"Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God I talk a lotta hum de lay de la la
Oochie walla walla, um di da dah da dah but you gotta gotta"
Square Dance, Eminem

BEST : Nothin really comes to my mind atm
you kiddin me, square dance is a dope song, though that particular verse isn't the best.
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