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Old 04-23-2008, 02:31 PM   #16
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TO SHAQ:
Shut your fcuking mouth you fat motherfcuker. Chris Quinn > you.

TO BRUCE BOWEN:
i wanna kick your balls sooo hard.

TO GINOBILI:
man i wanna slap the shyt out of you.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:55 PM   #17
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Dear Brian Scallebrine


fk you you fat bastid!

Dear Al Jefferson

Please get nose surgery


Dear Shaq
How do you do a fat camp thats televised nationwide and show up to Miami training camp out of shape. Please explain in a written essay

Dear USA OLYMPIC TEAM
LAST CHANCE A-HOLES, DON'T BLOW IT!

Dear Don Nelson

take a summer college course on Defense! and read the Art of war


Dear Yao Ming
HGH helps with Healing, try it you brittle bastid!

Dear Dirk
Learn Karate, Ty-kwon-do and boxing
Then buy some brass knuckles, sneak up on David West and get your dignity back.

Dear Shawn Kemp
dont make any more Babies

Dear Amare
the league can suspend you for beatin Bruce Bowen azz during the off-season.

Dear Jr Smith
You have no room left for any more tattoo's, find a new hobby.
Here's a suggestion, defense.

Dear Stephon Marbury
Just don't do or say anything stupid this yr
I know this is extremely difficult cuz your mentally Retarded
But if anyone sticks a microphone in front of you, just smile and keep your mouth shut!

Eddy Curry
You have heart problems, So how is it that your a fat and out shape basketball player. Are you trying to have a stroke during a basketball game?
Inquiring minds would like to know.

Dear Isiah Thomas
You'd make a grew used car sales man
No one can put together a piece of crap and sell it better than you
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Dear Iverson

Your over 30 years old and cornbraids are played out, give it up homie.



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Old 04-23-2008, 03:00 PM   #18
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Dear Latrell Sprewell,

Please come pick your children up from day care. They've been here for 4 months now and our staff would like to go home.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:01 PM   #19
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Dear Stephon Marbury,

Kevin Federline thinks you're lazy and overpaid. God bless.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:29 PM   #20
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Dear popeye jones ,
how does it feel to be leagues ugliest player but look at the brite side i hear santa is looking for a black 6'8 elf

Dear, Rasheed Wallace why do you whine at the most obvious calls
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:40 PM   #21
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Dear Chrissy Bosh.....

The WNBA starts up in a few weeks. Good luck.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:46 PM   #22
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Dear Dwayne Wade

You wear entirely too much Lip Gloss
You look like you just ate some popeyes chicken!
knock it off and block Charley Barkley number!

Dear Kobe
Non-Laker fans would like to you try jumping over a the NEW DODGE RAM!
don't btch out now, its just a hemi engine, wieghs only One ton, 450 horsepower you can do it homeboy BREAK A LEG! hopefully 2.

Dear Lebron & Greg Oden

There's no way Im believen yalls age!
I don't care how much Purdue chicken yall ate growing up! 18yr olds can't grow breads that thick and muscles that size!
Now I wanna see your real birth cerificates and the name of the factory you test tube babies were genetically engineered from.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:53 PM   #23
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I LOVE YOU!!!
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:02 PM   #24
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Dear Latrell Sprewell,

Please come pick your children up from day care. They've been here for 4 months now and our staff would like to go home.
hahahaha, bingo
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:05 PM   #25
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Dear Kwame, I'm so sorry we couldn't hook up the other night, it seems we are always just missing each other, maybe we can try again next year,

Yours Truly,
Spalding the Basketball
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:17 PM   #26
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Dear Kwame, I'm so sorry we couldn't hook up the other night, it seems we are always just missing each other, maybe we can try again next year,

Yours Truly,
Spalding the Basketball

NICE!
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:20 PM   #27
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Dear Lamar,
I'm sorry that I'm the only one who's been supporting you over the years. The clippers call you choke artist, the heat completely forgot what you did for their team, and the laker fans wanted you traded as soon as they found out you weren't scottie pippen. You've been changing games the whole time, but now that you're having more statistical success, everyone's going to jump on board. (except the people who will continue to insist that you have been inconsistent for 8 years and wait for you to have an off night for their "proof") You are the best passing big man in the league, the second most versatile guy in the league, and you are an absolute pleasure to watch on the floor, be it your endless smiles/clear enjoyment of the game and your team mates or your ridiculous passes and court vision. Thanks for making so many people finally take notice of what a rare and under rated talent you are and have been. Enjoy your championship.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:23 PM   #28
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Dear Lamar,
I'm sorry that I'm the only one who's been supporting you over the years. The clippers call you choke artist, the heat completely forgot what you did for their team, and the laker fans wanted you traded as soon as they found out you weren't scottie pippen. You've been changing games the whole time, but now that you're having more statistical success, everyone's going to jump on board. (except the people who will continue to insist that you have been inconsistent for 8 years and wait for you to have an off night for their "proof") You are the best passing big man in the league, the second most versatile guy in the league, and you are an absolute pleasure to watch on the floor, be it your endless smiles/clear enjoyment of the game and your team mates or your ridiculous passes and court vision. Thanks for making so many people finally take notice of what a rare and under rated talent you are and have been. Enjoy your championship.

ive supported him his whole career, he is my favorite player.
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