Funniest Posts on ISH

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your hero, Lebron, down there in florida, is walking into a trap, as is your Miami Heat. It was I who allowed the Heat to gather 3 superstars! Lakers are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them in LA! Oh, I'm afraid Dwight Howard will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=280993

Whole thread was hilarious.

[Remix]

/offtopic but for some of you newer members this thread was gold in the OTC for a long time.

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=45556

some good quotes:

I am addicted to pornography for some reason, have been since I was 14 or 15.....

... I always used to order porn off of pay per veiw and always got in trouble for it....

too this day, I look at it every day and spend lots of money on it...

I have tried to get rid of it, tried to stop looking at porn, but its always in the back of my mind....

How do I get rid of it? And dont say "get laid or get a gf, I believe I will still have the same addiction no matter what...

Oh well, guess its better than being addicted to gambling or drugs lol.

When I was 18 I had a job at a local gas station working overnight, I stole a few numbers off a checks and used them to call porn numbers because I always had everything done so early because Im a hard worker and like to get my **** finished....


needless to say I was caught and got fired although no charges were ever filed against me....

Its really a serious problem I have.

first I ever did it was with the vacuum cleaner, (dont even lie, I know everyone tried the vacuum) lol, ever sicne then, I was hooked.

- referring to choking the chicken

I dont care, most people who post here know that im not ashamed of anything in front of you people, I dont know anyone here personally so I dont give a **** what you people think of me lol.

It was probably when I was 13 or 14, it felt so good...... Now I need to find a vacuum cleaner hose thats big enough........ lmao, kidding.

How dies it work? the attachment, lol I didnt stick it in the bottom of the dam vacuum, in the attachment, but then it got bigger and I couldnt fit it in there anymore, lmao

[RoundMoundOfReb]

A recent gem on ISH....

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=306322

Lmfao. Literally the lowest of lows in terms of comparing players.

[SilkkTheShocker]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=289666

this thread is a rollercoaster of emotions.

[Jameerthefear]

/offtopic but for some of you newer members this thread was gold in the OTC for a long time.

http://207.58.151.151/forum/showthread.php?t=45556

some good quotes:





- referring to choking the chicken

wtf dude thought it was normal to fvck a vacuum cleaner? that's gross

[Remix]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=289666

this thread is a rollercoaster of emotions.

I don't believe ace was being serious, honestly he was saying he got hardons around little girls and molested his cousin when she was sleeping...

although i do hear stories about people fking their girls when they're asleep...wouldnt they wake up though?

[KyleKong]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=62547

Not as good as the original one. There were tons of pages of it. It was amazing!

Amazing.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I don't believe ace was being serious, honestly he was saying he got hardons around little girls and molested his cousin when she was sleeping...

although i do hear stories about people fking their girls when they're asleep...wouldnt they wake up though?

Im pretty sure he was just trolling. He definitely made up some of that stuff.

[GOBB]

So, your from Philly and you don't think Barkley was great?

you're

Barkley is a great but dude thinks he is on the Mt Rushmore of bball greats

[Shade8780]

Bird played against guys like Jordan, Magic, Isiah, Irving, etc. Mikan played against the guy that makes your coffee at Starbucks.

Just saw this in the Mikan thread. Made me burst out laughing for some reason. Silkk's a funny troll.

[Uncle Drew]

"Little town"? Does he not realize Houston is the fattest city in the country? Im pretty sure even their tooth paste is deep fried

Silkk > Jabbar

[Shade8780]

^^^^^^^

[SilkkTheShocker]

Are you his bf?




You would have a point if I was still in High school.

Your knowledge of the game is Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron Lebron.

One would think he's paying you as much as you talk about him

I found a pic of typical Alabama basketball court:



Is this where u play?

[thesage]

There was a thread about Mike D'Antoni letting Pau Gasol shoot 3s last year.

One of the posts in the thread was said something along the lines of Bynum chucking 3s if he was still on the team.

Still can't get that image out of my head without laughing first.

[TheReal Kendall]

I found a pic of typical Alabama basketball court:



Is this where u play?

That's actually a nice goal. The court just needs work.

I wish I could play you 1v1. I bet you're a chubby 16 year old kid that couldn't make varsity.