I think GOBB is tired. He's played out, when truthfully he was never "in". Not even on a messageboard. Lord knows he ain't "in" in real life. Dude has 1 bagillion posts on the internet.
I think statman32 is a closet homosexual. The closest his dick has been to a female was that one time in third grade when his babysitter was passed out and him and his male cousin took turns playing you show me yours and I'll show you mine while she lay on the couch in front of them. Creepy.
I think iseenhippos is ugly.
I think Hawker has feminine tendencies.
I think catzhernandez is fat.
I think L.Kizzle is black.
Ridonks, I would slap the smugness right out of you. Not really, but I had to think of something.
Skywalker is a herb.
XxNeXuSxX has girl problems. (burn)
Ang geeWiz15 is GOAT.
mlh1981 is too nice.
I think loot needs to get the c0ck out of his anus. It doesn't belong there. Nothing belongs in your anus except for poo.
Speaking of poo, JEFFERSON MONEY is weak. 180 pounds of pure vag1na.
You're neither provoking laughter, anger, or any type of deece response.. just facepalms, sighs, and rollin' eyez. I respect the struggles you're going through in the real world, but if it means infringing on our rights and stankin up the place den phuckdatsheyt literally. Do me a favor and post on your real name in your team forum, and/or just hit the bench press tonight. For your benefits, man. Or just talk to some old homies from the past. You've got a sh!tload of potential but you apply it to the wrong departments.. a lot like myself.
I understand that you're a great athlete, but bear with me.
I just go through severe doubts of EnD'z. And the endz don't justify the means. Elation and depression. Euphoria and downs. Ecstacy and deutzchbagggage.
I am nothing but a lonely, resentful, underachieving fool who either seeks to commit suicide or to brag. Nothing more, nothing less. Push me a bit more, and you'll be responsible for my death. So please keep your breath to yourself, or else I'll resort to crystal meth.
One, Two, Three, Four, I Declare a Thread War
