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Old 04-23-2008, 08:49 AM   #1
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Default Worst And Best Rap Lines

It doesn't matter if you like the artist or not, but quote what you think is one of the worst rap lines ever and best.

Ex.

Worst: "'Can we get kickin' tonight?' like Coco/ so-so/ do you wanna play with my yo-yo?" Missy Elliot, "I Can't Stand the Rain"



Best: "If you die, tell em that you played my game/ I hope your bullet holes become mouths that say my name/ Cuz I'm the (cool)" Lupe Fiasco, "Let Me Put You On Game"


what are your worst/best?
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:09 AM   #2
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Worst line (but for some reason always makes me laugh):

Milk D (from Audio Two)

"word to Giz, I hate f@ggots
I see em in the village like meat on some maggots"

Best line:

Milk D (from Audio Two)

"Milk is chillin, Gizmo's chillin
what more can I say, top billin"
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Old 04-23-2008, 09:58 AM   #3
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lemonade was a popular drink and it still is by the totally overrated guru. (although he probably was influenced by two other weak rappers on that track, nice & smooth)
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Old 04-23-2008, 10:06 AM   #4
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the whole dungeon fam was full of gems. from witchdocter tot every goodie mob member and big rube to sleepy brown.


Talkin bout what we gonna be when we grow up
I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive" (hmm)
It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes
I coulda died, time went on, I got grown
Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home
to find lil Sasha was gone
Her mamma said she with a ***** that be treatin her wrong
I kept on singin my song and hopin at a show
that I would one day see her standin in the front row
But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school
With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper






And from Guess Who by Goodie Mob:

My Mama!!
Sometimes we get it on, I know at times I'm wrong
Lookin' into my eyes just to let me know she tried is enough for me
I'm callin' a truce it seems we more like brother and sister
Even though she pay the bills wit the mister
Brought me home in '72 and gave me all she had
Cause I was left at birth she knew it could work
Since she gave me the first chance my song and dance
Pearl, my world, what would I do without her spark
Probably be on the street wit nothin' to eat but I got a happy home
Ever since my first day it's heaven sent now I know
What it's meant when I say
I appreciate what you've done and what you do your only son...
Guess who???


May seem pretty simple but when you hear it, it's great.

Cell Therapy:

Me and my family moved in our apartment complex
A gate with the serial code was put up next
The claim that this community is so drug free
But it don't look that way to me cause I can see
The young bloods hanging out at the sto 24/7
Junkies looking got a hit of the blo it's powerful
Oh you know what else they tryin to do
Make a curfew especially for me and you the traces of the new world order
Time is getting shorter if we don't get prepared
People it's gone be a slaughter
My mind won't allow me to not be curious
My folk don't understand so they don't take it serious
But every now and then, I wonder
If the gate was put up to keep crime out or to keep our ass in
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Old 04-23-2008, 10:13 AM   #5
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Worst:

Im like the hammer that you hold in ya hand, I make hits - Nore

anything from Nore post War Report is candidate for worst lyrics
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:33 AM   #6
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one i just thought..
Eminem on the song "touchdown"

Quote:
Welcome to the Midwest, yes
Where them Detroit playas ball like you have no idea
The more is here, got the whole place looking like it's candy painted
Ain't it like we left the kids at home and just let em loose with the crayons
****, I just hit a jogger, people looking like Frogger
They hopping out of the way whenever they see Marshall's car coming
The kids painted my windows with black permanent marker
And let the rest of the car carpet color like swirl pops
And I got the bass thumping but I'm bound to bump into something
Kids are flying through the air looking like they krumping
The way they tumbling, I gotta do something
But as soon as I hit the car wash to get the tar off
They just right back at it tommorrow
They're like, "Dad this is in, so you're with the trends"
"This is for the pens, listening to mens, nail polish on the rims"
And now it's custom chrome, but I gotta go do a show
So go on with ya bad self, just have it back to normal when I touch down
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:37 AM   #7
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worst ever: "im just kidding like jason"

by some **** called nelly
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:41 AM   #8
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Default Re: Worst And Best Rap Lines

its not the best but always gets me pumped up.

P.Diddy: "im the dream, im the one, im the reason you come, IM A BEAST!"

that always gets me up.

worst

R.Kelly: "thoia, thoia, thoia, thoinga thang"
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:52 AM   #9
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Soulja Boy for worst:

"Hey Soulja Boy can I... YAH TRICK YAH." Nuff said.

Best is definately Nas:

"I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death"

And Rakim:

I was a fiend before I became a teen
I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream

- Rakim

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Old 04-23-2008, 12:29 PM   #10
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So many from this song, but I'll go with this

from across the seas comes cocaine
But you never seen a black man fly the plane
Look at the news:a young black death
Was it drug related,take a guess
I flash when I look in the mirror black
Cause my reflection is a 9 millimeter Gat
I think about genocide
And have thoughts of my homies who died

Welcome to the ghetto - Spice 1
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Old 04-23-2008, 12:32 PM   #11
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'I'll take you to the Candy Shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop' - 50 Cent

So much on my mind that I can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine
Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine
Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline
Heard the bass ride out like an ancient mating call
I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin
Chest heavin, against the flesh of the evening
Sigh before we die like the last train leaving - Mos Def

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHReQQnMVQo

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Old 04-23-2008, 12:37 PM   #12
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D'Evils by Jay-Z, the whole song is amazing, but I just took the secound verse, check the song out.

Quote:
We used to fight for building blocks
Now we fight for blocks with buildings that make a killin'
The closest of friends when we first started
But grew apart as the money grew, and soon grew black-hearted
Thinkin' back when we first learned to use rubbers
He never learned so in turn I'm kidnappin' his baby's mother
My hand around her collar, feeding her cheese
She said the taste of dollars was ****ty so I fed her fifties
About his whereabouts I wasn't convinced
So I kept feedin' her money 'til her **** started to make sense
Who could ever forsee, we used to stay up all night at slumber parties
now I'm tryin' to rock this ***** to sleep
All the years we were real close
Now I see his fears through her tears, know she's wishin' we were still
close
Don't cry, it is to be
In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine, D'Evils...

Worst lines: "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."

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Old 04-23-2008, 01:33 PM   #13
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for the best.. one from Big L

"when it comes to gettin nookie Im not a rookie
I got girls that make that chick toni braxton look like whoopie"
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Anything from Big Pun is classic:

Ex... Dead in the middle of little italy little did we know
That we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:35 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by craigthomasb
worst ever: "im just kidding like jason"

by some **** called nelly

That was sick! I wouldn't have that anywhere near my worst list.

There are a lot of bad ones, like Fat Joe in "I won't tell"... just focus on after the first verse.

This is one of the sick ones I recently heard

"I'm Just Trying To Do The Opposite Of Left,
As Long As There Is The Opposite Of Death
You Test, And I Might Just Bring The Opposite Of Life
Till There's No One The Opposite Of Right.
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- Lupe Fiasco (Game Time)



This is seriously insane...
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