Texas Petition to Secede Has Enough Signatures to Require White House Response

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/texas-secession-petition-qualifies-for-white-house-response_n_2125159.html[/url]

Didn't these morons learn the first time?

[QUOTE=eliteballer][url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/texas-secession-petition-qualifies-for-white-house-response_n_2125159.html[/url]

Didn't these morons learn the first time?[/QUOTE]

The reply should be one word and that word should be 'Nuts!'

:facepalm

Online petitions aren't actual petitions. Good try HuffPo, got some clicks I guess.

Republicans = pathetic

Secede? really? because you lost the election? :facepalm

I hope they do it....

they'll probably get invaded the very next day... idiots :oldlol:

i feel bad for the normal texans.

Republicans are the biggest sore losers. they're just so fanatical.

"Dafuk?" Should be the response

Thank you Texas. :bowdown: :bowdown:

This is not the traditional America. We have become too progressive. There's too many people that don't want to work and want free stuff.

[QUOTE=longhornfan1234]Thank you Texas. :bowdown: :bowdown:

This is not the traditional America. We have become too [B]progressive[/B]. There's too many people that don't want to work and want free stuff.[/QUOTE]
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america will invade the next day and bomb everything, besides, no way we will let one of the biggest oil fields go for free


plus. how the hell will texas form an army of their own?

Saw this on another site. Worth reposting:

I'm just shocked that we have so many people that take these petitions seriously. If you sign one you no longer have the privilege of wrapping your self in the flag and declaring your patriotism. F*CK YOU! You are a crybaby traitor to the constitution you pretend to support. Your actions are seditious and your character is as weak as it gets.

December 1st: Texas officially secedes from the US.

December 2nd:

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[QUOTE=longhornfan1234]Thank you Texas. :bowdown: :bowdown:

This is not the traditional America. We have become too progressive. There's too many people that don't want to work and want free stuff.[/QUOTE]
Earning those neg reps post by post:applause:

[QUOTE=TheMan]Earning those neg reps post by post:applause:[/QUOTE]

What's neg points?

[QUOTE=Godzuki]Republicans are the biggest sore losers. they're just so fanatical.[/QUOTE]


Yeah the lunatic fringe has come out loud which is good imo because they expose their stupidity and essentially shoot whatever "movement" they had in the foot.

I remember Democrats in 2004 threatening to move to Canada and arrest Bush and Cheney for war crimes. It'll die down soon.

[QUOTE=longhornfan1234]Thank you Texas. :bowdown: :bowdown:

This is not the traditional America. We have become too progressive. There's too many people that don't want to work and want free stuff.[/QUOTE]

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[B][SIZE="4"]"You are a part of the CONfederate alliance and a traitor to your nation"[/SIZE][/B]

And what the hell is the 'traditional America"? I don't know if you've noticed but it's the year 2012, a lot of things have changed since the last time unAmerican traitors such as yourself declared secession. I'm assuming that 'traditional America' includes the institution of slavery, am I off base here? :confusedshrug:

You guys are completely out of touch with reality, and that is why you fail.

To quote the great Willy Wonka:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uc-LIr4wD8[/url]

:rolleyes:

lol @ anyone that takes this seriously...

I'd love to immigrate there LEGALLY the next day if it ever happens, but I'm not giving up on this country, we can survive four years of this socialist, I'm sure of it. . The next four years won't be pretty folks. Obama is leading us down a dangerous path. Government will get bigger, tax rates will rise on our job creators, and he will change the course of our country forever if he gets a chance to replace a conservative judge on the Supreme Court.

[QUOTE=rufuspaul]I remember Democrats in 2004 threatening to move to Canada and arrest Bush and Cheney for war crimes. It'll die down soon.[/QUOTE]
This. Liberals are acting like they were so cool headed in 2000/2004:rolleyes: The left was vicious calling our President a war criminal and the mainstream media was compliant.

[QUOTE=General] job creators,[/QUOTE]
STOP USING THAT ****ING IDIOTIC TERM :banghead: :banghead:

[QUOTE=General]I'd love to immigrate there LEGALLY the next day if it ever happens, but I'm not giving up on this country, we can survive four years of this socialist, I'm sure of it. . The next four years won't be pretty folks. Obama is leading us down a dangerous path. Government will get bigger, tax rates will rise on our job creators, and he will change the course of our country forever if he gets a chance to replace a conservative judge on the Supreme Court.


This. Liberals are acting like they were so cool headed in 2000/2004:rolleyes: The left was vicious calling our President a war criminal and the mainstream media was compliant.[/QUOTE]

The previous president actually had a major American landmark destroyed by a terrorist attack. Cut taxes and deregulated things to the point that it led to largest financial collapse of our lifetimes. Employed the use torture as a legitimate tactic. Started a war under false pretense and gave 700 billion to banks and said their can be no oversight to how that money is used.

:coleman:

Oh yea, Obama is just as bad as Bush....

Yeah right. :sleeping

[QUOTE=embersyc]Employed the use torture as a legitimate tactic. [/QUOTE]


That tactic led to Obama's greatest foreign policy achievement. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=Droid101]STOP USING THAT ****ING IDIOTIC TERM :banghead: :banghead:[/QUOTE]


:oldlol: job creators


thats their key word which actually stands for their bullsh*t trickle down economics...

[QUOTE=DonDadda59][IMG]http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/darth_vader_jan12.jpg[/IMG]

[B][SIZE="4"]"You are a part of the CONfederate alliance and a traitor to your nation"[/SIZE][/B]

And [B]what the hell is the 'traditional America"? I [/B]don't know if you've noticed but it's the year 2012, a lot of things have changed since the last time unAmerican traitors such as yourself declared secession. I'm assuming that 'traditional America' includes the institution of slavery, am I off base here? :confusedshrug:

You guys are completely out of touch with reality, and that is why you fail.[/QUOTE]


If you work., YOU get paid, not the lazy parasites who live off the taxes stolen from your paycheck.

If you don't work to EARN what you want, you don't get it. Government doesn't steal it form your neighbor and give it to you.

The government is LIMITED in what it can do by the powers granted by the Constitution of the United States. It is NOT here to feed, clothe, house and medicate you when you are too lazy to get off your butt and work to earn what you need.

People are held responsible for the consequences of their own actions and choices and reap the rewards of those same actions. These include choices to smoke, drink alcohol, be fat, a junkie, a sexual animal with no control, a baby factory or a criminal by being in this country illegally.

I choose what charities I support and IF I support them.

If you CHOOSE to live in disaster prone areas, YOU also choose to accept the consequences. You don't have the right to tell taxpayers across the country they have to pay to rebuild, replace or repair YOUR property after a storm and they have no obligation to do so.

You have no special rights just because of the color of your skin, your genitalia, your sexual orientation or anything else over which no one has any control. You do not have the right to redefine words just to make your choice of sexual partner tax deductible. You do not have the right to shove any of your uniqueness in my face. I could not care less about it most of the time.

If I work to EARN something, you do not have the "right" to have it as well just because you want it. Get off your butt and EARN it. If you try to take it from me, I have the right to fight, armed if I feel it is necessary, to keep it.

[QUOTE=embersyc]The previous president actually had a major American landmark destroyed by a terrorist attack. Cut taxes and deregulated things to the point that it led to largest financial collapse of our lifetimes. Employed the use torture as a legitimate tactic. Started a war under false pretense and gave 700 billion to banks and said their can be no oversight to how that money is used.

:coleman:

Oh yea, Obama is just as bad as Bush....

Yeah right. :sleeping[/QUOTE]
Bush was awful but he has a good point...



half the country was threatening to move to France after Bush won the second time...

My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy

JFK would be disgusted at today's Dem party.

[QUOTE=General]I'd love to immigrate there LEGALLY the next day if it ever happens, but I'm not giving up on this country, we can survive four years of this socialist, I'm sure of it. . The next four years won't be pretty folks. Obama is leading us down a dangerous path. Government will get bigger, tax rates will rise on our job creators, and he will change the course of our country forever if he gets a chance to replace a conservative judge on the Supreme Court.


This. Liberals are acting like they were so cool headed in 2000/2004:rolleyes: The left was vicious calling our President a war criminal and the mainstream media was compliant.[/QUOTE]

You're a real patriot.

[QUOTE=longhornfan1234]If you work., YOU get paid, not the lazy parasites who live off the taxes stolen from your paycheck.

If you don't work to EARN what you want, you don't get it. Government doesn't steal it form your neighbor and give it to you.

The government is LIMITED in what it can do by the powers granted by the Constitution of the United States. It is NOT here to feed, clothe, house and medicate you when you are too lazy to get off your butt and work to earn what you need.

People are held responsible for the consequences of their own actions and choices and reap the rewards of those same actions. These include choices to smoke, drink alcohol, be fat, a junkie, a sexual animal with no control, a baby factory or a criminal by being in this country illegally.

I choose what charities I support and IF I support them.

If you CHOOSE to live in disaster prone areas, YOU also choose to accept the consequences. You don't have the right to tell taxpayers across the country they have to pay to rebuild, replace or repair YOUR property after a storm and they have no obligation to do so.

You have no special rights just because of the color of your skin, your genitalia, your sexual orientation or anything else over which no one has any control. You do not have the right to redefine words just to make your choice of sexual partner tax deductible. You do not have the right to shove any of your uniqueness in my face. I could not care less about it most of the time.

If I work to EARN something, you do not have the "right" to have it as well just because you want it. Get off your butt and EARN it. If you try to take it from me, I have the right to fight, armed if I feel it is necessary, to keep it.[/QUOTE]
You want a place with no taxes and no government intervention in your life and no handouts for poor welfare queens?

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[QUOTE=rufuspaul]Yeah the lunatic fringe has come out loud which is good imo because they expose their stupidity and essentially shoot whatever "movement" they had in the foot.

I remember Democrats in 2004 threatening to move to Canada and arrest Bush and Cheney for war crimes. It'll die down soon.[/QUOTE]


well i was never a part of that far left thought altho i did have major issues with how secretive and shady Bush/Cheney were and how they made statements that we don't torture, then later tried to classify waterboarding as not torture. they were basically lying thru their teeth to all of America to the point it was insulting.

if they should've been arrested or impeached it should've been because of that. and lol @ Clinton getting impeached over lying about having a BJ by the vindictively fanatical Repubs :facepalm

[QUOTE=longhornfan1234]My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy

JFK would be disgusted at today's Dem party.[/QUOTE]

JFK was a pretty bad president.

[QUOTE=longhornfan1234]If you work., YOU get paid, not the lazy parasites who live off the taxes stolen from your paycheck.

If you don't work to EARN what you want, you don't get it. Government doesn't steal it form your neighbor and give it to you.

The government is LIMITED in what it can do by the powers granted by the Constitution of the United States. It is NOT here to feed, clothe, house and medicate you when you are too lazy to get off your butt and work to earn what you need.

People are held responsible for the consequences of their own actions and choices and reap the rewards of those same actions. These include choices to smoke, drink alcohol, be fat, a junkie, a sexual animal with no control, a baby factory or a criminal by being in this country illegally.

I choose what charities I support and IF I support them.

If you CHOOSE to live in disaster prone areas, YOU also choose to accept the consequences. You don't have the right to tell taxpayers across the country they have to pay to rebuild, replace or repair YOUR property after a storm and they have no obligation to do so.

You have no special rights just because of the color of your skin, your genitalia, your sexual orientation or anything else over which no one has any control. You do not have the right to redefine words just to make your choice of sexual partner tax deductible. You do not have the right to shove any of your uniqueness in my face. I could not care less about it most of the time.

If I work to EARN something, you do not have the "right" to have it as well just because you want it. Get off your butt and EARN it. If you try to take it from me, I have the right to fight, armed if I feel it is necessary, to keep it.[/QUOTE]

Tell em why you're really mad :roll:

So basically you and your militia buddies are going to duke it out with the military to make sure the guh'ment stops giving hand outs to illegal aliens, welfare recipients, and hurricane victims? You really need to get more fresh air, seriously.

[QUOTE=longhornfan1234]If you work., YOU get paid, not the lazy parasites who live off the taxes stolen from your paycheck.

If you don't work to EARN what you want, you don't get it. Government doesn't steal it form your neighbor and give it to you.

The government is LIMITED in what it can do by the powers granted by the Constitution of the United States. It is NOT here to feed, clothe, house and medicate you when you are too lazy to get off your butt and work to earn what you need.

People are held responsible for the consequences of their own actions and choices and reap the rewards of those same actions. These include choices to smoke, drink alcohol, be fat, a junkie, a sexual animal with no control, a baby factory or a criminal by being in this country illegally.

I choose what charities I support and IF I support them.

If you CHOOSE to live in disaster prone areas, YOU also choose to accept the consequences. You don't have the right to tell taxpayers across the country they have to pay to rebuild, replace or repair YOUR property after a storm and they have no obligation to do so.

You have no special rights just because of the color of your skin, your genitalia, your sexual orientation or anything else over which no one has any control. You do not have the right to redefine words just to make your choice of sexual partner tax deductible. You do not have the right to shove any of your uniqueness in my face. I could not care less about it most of the time.

If I work to EARN something, you do not have the "right" to have it as well just because you want it. Get off your butt and EARN it. If you try to take it from me, I have the right to fight, armed if I feel it is necessary, to keep it.[/QUOTE]


You dont understand sh*t about America... I hope you are stupid enough to go against the military or secede or whatever dumb idea you and your friends come up with..


you live in fantasy world... You'd thin the election would have snapped you out of it, but nope...

righties love the motto "America love it or Leave it" ..... I you need to take your own advice and get out if you dont like here...


Dont let the door hit ya on the way out because no will miss all this bullsh*t these idiots bring to the table

I absolutely love Texas. I'm incredibly proud to be a Texan and I'd never want ti live anywhere else. This obviously isn't really happening but if it somehow did, id move to somewhere that was actually in the us. I'm still an American before I'm a Texan

[QUOTE=raiderfan19]I absolutely love Texas. I'm incredibly proud to be a Texan and I'd never want ti live anywhere else. This obviously isn't really happening but if it somehow did, id move to somewhere that was actually in the us. I'm still an American before I'm a Texan[/QUOTE]
The ONLY thing I truly dislike about Texas is the overly hot summers...summer time can be a drag when it is 100+ degrees for weeks

other than that...love it, don't want to be anywhere else

[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]The ONLY thing I truly dislike about Texas is the overly hot summers...summer time can be a drag when it is 100+ degrees for weeks

other than that...love it, don't want to be anywhere else[/QUOTE]
Me neither but if it came to a choice between being an American or a Texan? It's an easy choice. There is no chance these idiots get this done though.

[QUOTE=raiderfan19]Me neither but if it came to a choice between being an American or a Texan? It's an easy choice. There is no chance these idiots get this done though.[/QUOTE]
same here...I'd move as well

but I have never heard anyone I know talking about this...to me it's a complete joke, shouldn't be taken seriously at all...tabloid shit

US gov would just impose tariffs on all goods coming out of Texas and destroy their economy.

do it obama, do it!!! :banana: :banana: :banana:

[QUOTE=Bucket_Nakedz]do it obama, do it!!! :banana: :banana: :banana:[/QUOTE]
he would have to answer to the other 25 MILLION of us that don't want to secede :oldlol: