Oh wow, I did not expect anyone to say anything. Now I am embarassed.
I promise you this. I will not go to the dark side. Consider me a young Luke Skywalker. Hotsizzle is Obi Wan, and Lakerfreak represents the dark side... he is Darth Vader.
Seriously, like a good referee, it is my hope that my moderation duties (if any) go un-noticed so that the flow of the board occurs naturally.