Then he said Worthy was no better than Juwan Howard.
I assume after this you gave him five across the eyes. And if this was an online altercation, you found out where he lived, flew there via commercial air travel, gave him five across the eyes, returned home, and had a beer. Because anything short of that isn't acceptable. Unless you downgraded from beer to soda. That's fine. I actually like soda better anyway. Black Cherry/Vanilla coke is my new shit.