You might as well use this as suicide.
The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich
Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.
Whoa boy, I could probably spread that over, I dunno, 2 years?
For many years I've wondered how do people get so damned obese. Now I know the truth.