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Old 03-12-2009, 01:06 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by vincentvangogh
Dearest Theo:

Oh, misfortune!

I awoke today to find myself in the hospital's care. They tell me that I attempted, after being tricked into "freebasing" by a prostitute, in a fit of hunger and delusion, to eat my own excrement.

They also tell me that I did not succeed, which, circumstances aside, means that there is but one more thing at which I fail.
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