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Old 07-22-2010, 11:35 PM   #53
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Default Re: How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

there's no way to redeem yourself, greg. and i'm talking about in the eyes of the law and the eyes of your mother. the shame associated with being a convicted arsonist will stay with you for the rest of your life. my advice is to cut your losses, put all your possessions in a little sack, attach it to a stick, and drift from town to town. you still look relatively innocent (yes homo), so i would recommend becoming a grifter, gaining the confidence of and then ripping off old child molesters. if you tell them you're already a criminal you can ingratiate yourself more quickly. a whole life of criminality is ahead of you, greg... don't sweat it.
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