03-30-2011, 12:41 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Re: Im not the biggest Lebron fan but...
There's what they said after Cleveland beat Miami Tuesday night, and then there's what they really said. Post-game comments deciphered.
Posted by Matt Moore
What he said: "NOT IN OUR GARAGE!" (On Twitter.)
What he meant: "NOT IN OUR GARAGE! AGAIN. WHERE GARAGE=OUR $100 MILLION ARENA WHERE I MAINTAIN HIGH TICKET PRICES FOR YOU TO WATCH A 15-58 TEAM."
What he said: "We got what we deserved."
What he meant: "We got what LeBron deserved. Or what Bosh deserved. Or what I deserved for calling plays for Chris Bosh."
What he said: "We really didn't have a great chance in this game because we didn't defend. Our identity is a little bit lost now."
What he meant: "We really didn't have a great chance because really, when Ryan Hollins is dunking on you, it might be time to pursue another line of work."
What he said: "First time we played these guys, we didn’t give fans what they deserved. Tonight was our way of saying thank you for hanging in there."
What he meant: "First time we played these guys, we got ran out of the building, but it was okay, because LeBron hugged me. Tonight was our way of saying thank you for hanging in there by having attendance drop while we lost the most consecutive games in NBA history. Oh, and after the game, LeBron hugged me!"
What he said: "The fans were unbelievable, I've always said that."
What he meant: "The fans were unbelievable, I've always said that. You know what's also unbelievable? Giving a max contract to a power forward that snagged four rebounds against the 25th best offensive rebounding team in the league. That's pretty unbelievable. It's also unbelievable that I want to give a speech about not getting the help I need against a team I left because I wasn't getting the help I need. I'd say it was ironic if I could stop the tears."
What he said: "We're playing for something bigger."
What he meant: "We're playing to get knocked out in the second round by Boston. So pretty much the same thing I was playing for last year."
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