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Old 02-18-2007, 11:03 PM   #13
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Default Re: Philosophers prove existence of God and why you should be a person of faith

If people are going to try to use horrible math skills to prove the existence of something, I'll jump on the bandwagon. I've posted this before, but it deserves another shot at life.

Now, I am going to prove to you, mathematically, that Al Gore caused 9/11 and tried to use it as a scheme to take over the world using his global warming theory.

Here it goes:

In 2006, Al Gore said the world would end in 20 years if nothing was done. Now, take 9/11. 9 + 11 = 20. Add 20 to 2006 and you get 2026. Multiply the 9 and 11 and you get 99. You subtract the 99 from 2026 and you get 1927, just two years before the Great Depression. Go back to 9/11, you subtract 9 from 11 and you get 2. Add two to 1927, you get 1929, the year that began the Great Depression!!!! Now, add the 9 and 11 again, take the 20 and add to the 1929, you get 1949. Since 1=0 then you subtract the 1, Al Gore can insert this because he's a powerful man. So, 1 from 1949 gives you 1948, the year that Al Gore was born!!!!! Add the 19 and 48 and you get 67, which was the exact temperature of the air 911 feet above ground at the time of the 9/11 attacks.

There's the proof.
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