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Old 02-23-2007, 12:00 PM   #1
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Default 70 year old U.S. Tourist in Costa Rica Kills Mugger (funny IMO)

(I don’t think this story has been posted and I may be demented but I find the story amusing)

The suspect and two other men armed with a knife and gun held up their tour bus, said Luis Hernandez, the police chief of Limon. The American, who is about 70 years old and retired from the military, put the 20-year-old in a head lock and broke his clavicle

(snapped the mother f***ers neck)

Lesson learned: Don’t fhaq with retired military

The two other men fled when the 12 senior citizens started defending themselves

Lesson 2 learned: Never try to take senior citizens hard candy they get pissed J/K

The tourists left on their Carnival cruise ship after the incident and Hernandez said authorities do not plan to press charges against them.

Lesson 3 learned: If someone tries to jack you in Costa Rica kill them it’s all good
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