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Old 03-05-2012, 04:46 PM   #73
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Default Re: EuroLeague Plans Anthony Parker Statue

"Anthony Parker is now an honorary God of Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology. We proud Euroleague-jockers have re-written the story of the gods in order to incorporate his majesty. Effective immediately, GOD Parker is now being taught in all European curriculum that covers Ancient Mythology."

"The Colossus of Euroleague song. It was specifically composed for the Anthony Parker Colossus memorial statue. By law, you cannot gaze into the eye of the Colossus without simultaneously listening to this tune. It is broadcast on city-wide PA speakers every morning as the sun rises over the GOD Parker."


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