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Old 11-03-2012, 04:09 AM   #1
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From "Monty Python"

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word ****. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...**** is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. ****, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, **** falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John ****ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley ****s.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the ****ing work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too ****ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is ****ing beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a ****.
As part of a word ...abso****inglutely -or- in****ingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...**** the ****ing ****ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of ****...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got ****ed at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh **** it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really ****ed now.
Agression ...Don't **** with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this ****ing question.
Inquiry ...Who the **** was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the **** is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a ****-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...**** YOU!
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