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Old 11-09-2012, 10:05 PM   #41
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Default Re: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Originally Posted by RRR3
Ben, why didn't you tell me? You told me Darth Vader killed my father.

Look kid, you are putting me on the spot here but since you asked I'll tell you.

Yoda and I were too old so we needed you to knock off Darth Vader for us. We figured that if you knew he was your father you wouldn't do it. So, I kinda left that part out when I stated teaching you about the force and all that. It's a little sneeky, I admit, but I did what I had to do.

We've all done things we aren't proud of. I didn't tell you the whole truth about your father. You made out with your sister. What can you do, shit happens.
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