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Old 11-16-2012, 05:25 PM   #313
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Default Re: -StroShow's Daily Poster Thread 2012/13 (New Season, New Thread!)-



Brook Lopez has the athleticism of a rock. He leaps like a picnic table, floats like a brick, and dunks with the strength of a six-year-old girl. Heís about as explosive as wet gunpowder, and his top speed is slower than dial-up internet.

http://youtu.be/vSTi1pjM1JU

Most rocks are far more athletic than Jason Collins. Honorable mention to Tyson Chandler, who loses because Brook Lopez dunked it backwards.


Dunk rating on the Starbury Nastiness Scale



6/10


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As Posterizer:
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Tim Duncan (2)
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Robin Lopez (1)
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Vince Carter (1)
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Jeff Teague (1)
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Chase Budinger (1)
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Kevin Durant (1)
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Lou Williams (1)
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Meyers Leonard (1)
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DeMarcus Cousins (1)
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Ron Artest (1)
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Marvin Williams (1)
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Anderson Varejao (1)
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Jeff Green (1)
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Brook Lopez (1)
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None (2)

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Jonas Valanciunas (2)
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Kris Humphries (2)
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Al Jefferson (2)
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Roger Mason Jr. (1)
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Serge Ibaka (1)
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Bismack Biyombo (1)
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Kevin Durant (1)
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Tyler Hansbrough (1)
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Ronny Turiaf (1)
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Danny Green (1)
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Francisco Garcia (1)
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Jason Collins (1)
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None (2)


Throwback Poster of the Day: Canít honestly say Iíve ever heard of Joe Courtney, but I imagine this is the best of his 106 career field goalsÖ

http://youtu.be/oan8SLbIZ4k


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