Brook Lopez has the athleticism of a rock. He leaps like a picnic table, floats like a brick, and dunks with the strength of a six-year-old girl. He’s about as explosive as wet gunpowder, and his top speed is slower than dial-up internet.
http://youtu.be/vSTi1pjM1JU
Most rocks are far more athletic than Jason Collins. Honorable mention to
Tyson Chandler, who loses because Brook Lopez dunked it backwards.
Dunk rating on the Starbury Nastiness Scale
6/10
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As Posterizer:
-Tim Duncan (2)
-Robin Lopez (1)
-Vince Carter (1)
-Jeff Teague (1)
-Chase Budinger (1)
-Kevin Durant (1)
-Lou Williams (1)
-Meyers Leonard (1)
-DeMarcus Cousins (1)
-Ron Artest (1)
-Marvin Williams (1)
-Anderson Varejao (1)
-Jeff Green (1)
-Brook Lopez (1)
-None (2)
As Posterized:
-Jonas Valanciunas (2)
-Kris Humphries (2)
-Al Jefferson (2)
-Roger Mason Jr. (1)
-Serge Ibaka (1)
-Bismack Biyombo (1)
-Kevin Durant (1)
-Tyler Hansbrough (1)
-Ronny Turiaf (1)
-Danny Green (1)
-Francisco Garcia (1)
-Jason Collins (1)
-None (2)
Throwback Poster of the Day: Can’t honestly say I’ve ever heard of Joe Courtney, but I imagine this is the best of his 106 career field goals…
http://youtu.be/oan8SLbIZ4k
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