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Old 11-26-2012, 07:31 PM   #19
Pistol Pete
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Default Re: 2012-2013 Power Rankings

Edition Four: ****

1. D.R.A.K.E. (26-10-0) - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2. Mistadobalina (23-13-0) - 4-0. YOU'RE NEXT DUNKSBY!

3. DZW (23-13-0) - BY GAWD KING, THATS RICH CHO'S MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!

4. Rameek SOUL CRUSHER (19-17-0) - A LITTLE ARETHA FRANKLIN... R.E.S.P.E.C.T. FOR A TEAM THAT ISNT GETTING ENOUGH OF IT.

5. Big Poppa PUMPIN (22-14-0) - MEEK LOSS DOESNT LOOK BAD IN HINDSIGHT, SCOTTY STEINER TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS LATELY.

6. imagine (19-17-0) - GOD SPEED THIS WEEK. MAY YOU SUFFER A BETTER FATE THAN YOUR BROTHER AUSTIN TIAN.

7. Ovinton J'Anthony (17-19-0) - UNDERWHELMING RESULTS PRODUCES UNDERWHELMING RANK. DOWN FALL OF SEASON MAY BE INABILITY TO PUNISH SOFT SPOTS IN SCHEDULE.

8. sizz (19-17-0) - PUTTING UP A LITTLE BIT MORE RESISTANCE THAN A DRUGGED UP HOOKER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS.

9. Team OJ Mayo (20-16-0) - OVER .500 STILL, I'M SHOCKED. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. I'M SHOCKED.

10. Minnesota White Boys (14-22-0) - JESUS THE BOTTOM 5 IS UGLY, MWB GETS THE NOD BECAUSE HIS ONE WIN WAS SOMEWHAT RESPECTABLE, THATS GOOD ENOUGH.

11. Keep Floating (13-23-0) - ONLY WIN OVER A LIMP DICK DIAPER DANDIES SQUAD. GETS A BOOST IN RATINGS FOR STEALING KEVIN LOVE. TEAM YET TO PRODUCE ANYTHING ACTUALLY POSITIVE.

12. Diaper Dandies (13-23-0) - I GIVE IT TO HIM OVER THE MAFIA BECAUSE HE WON LAST WEEK, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS AN UNINSPIRING WIN OVER DUNSKBY. DIVERTING FROM STRATEGY WILL PROVE TO BE CRITICAL ERROR, DIRK NEEDED DESPERATELY TO TURN THIS SHIP AROUND.

13. Milicic Mafia (13-23-0) - PROBABLY DESERVES TO BE RANKED HIGHER BUT JESUS CHRIST, PICKING THE BOTTOM 5 IS LIKE HANDICAPPING THE 100M DASH AT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

14. Go Cows! (11-25-0) - DUNKSBY IS CURRENTLY PRAYING HE CAN GET TRADED TO THE MINORS LEAGUE AT THE TRADE DEADLINE. JESUS CHRIST. WHAT A DISGRACE, HE MAY GO WINLESS, AND AFTER ALL THAT SHIT HE TALKED, JUST AN EMBARASSMENT.
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