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Old 01-07-2013, 03:07 AM   #1
SourPatchKids
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Default My Inner Sassy Black Woman

This woman named Shantel lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.
Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no ****** gonna get hurt, ya hear!
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