Name of your country: Drexlandia
What colors would your country flag represent? Any particular designs, objects, symbols, etc: Black, red, and white. It would be a black background with 2 stripes (one white, and one red) going down diagonally from left to right. This represents the National Basketball Team, the Portland Trail Blazers.
Name of your capital city: Roy
Approximately your national tax rate: F*cking high for the rich.
National animal (which could include mythical creatures, or even dinosaurs): A Boxer:
National song: F*ck the System by System of a Down.
National movie: Pulp Fiction
National book: The Terminal Man.
National slogan/motto: Don't be a dick.
National cereal: Malt-O-Meal's Blueberry Muffin Tops
National religion (or list atheist): Agnostic.
National fruit: Neil Patrick Harris
National vegetable: Banana
National mixed drink: Jack & Coke
National beer: Jaegermeister
National vehicle/car/manufacturer/model, etc: Hybrid Monster Trucks
National Street Fighter character: Blanka
National Mortal Kombat character: Scorpion, and our immigration motto is "GET OVER HERE!"
National Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Leo
National firearm: bean bag gun
National happy hour: 9am-2am
National woman (i.e. blonde, brunette, redhead, Latina, Asian, Ebony, etc): All
National sneaker (brand and/or pair): Nikes
National holiday: Shalloween - It is pretty much Halloween with a few twists including a dash of Christmas. Attractive women are expected to dress slutty (more so than in the US version of Halloween). Everybody else should follow regular Halloween costume attire. It is socially acceptable to go door to door if you make under $30,000 per year to households that make more than $100,000 and expect a present instead of candy. The households that make over $100,000 are expected to have a minimum of 50 presents ready. The value of each present should be $5 minimum for each $100k you make (so if your household makes $300k, each present should be $15 value minimum). Presents should be gender neutral and there should be a variety of presents ready for different age groups that may show up at your door. People that make between $30,000 and $100,000 should hand out candy.