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Old 03-01-2013, 03:56 AM   #23
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Default Re: Post awkward positions you are in right now

Originally Posted by RoseCity07
I had an awkward bathroom moment. I flushed the toilet. Then I pissed. Then I realized I also had to take a dump. The problem is I didn't want the piss water splashing my ass. Timing your dump is a skill.
Toilet paper bro. Put some in the bowel before hand and it softens the blow and stops the splash
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