Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

I like the kid, he's like the kid in the neighborhood you let hang out. He's kinda annoying at times, but means well. He's good for a laugh or two, and is dependable to go run errands for you. You look out for him like a lil bro and give him your old music, movies and even pron.

What do you say?

Shall we adopt him?

Kinda reminds of Mr. Cooper's neighbor



Either him or Chowder from Monster House.

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

he's going to become a billionaire CEO

and I hope he hires me as his head custodian

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

SourPatchDick is a nice kid, he dissed his friend who were going to the movies just so he could get a massage with his mom.

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

How are we going to split him between us?

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

The term u were looking for is ditched

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

I say we cut him in pieces, and give each his share....so says I, Solomon, wisest of all!

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

I call the green and red ones. You guys can decide amongst yourselves who will take the orange and yellow ones.

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

Well… there's times when we all hang out, so he can chill with all of us. We'll let him drink some of our beer, maybe get him a lil bit high for laughs. After that it'll be on a first come basis.

Say you need help cleaning your garage, you get dibs.

You need somebody to stand in the DMV line for you, we'll understand.

If you're too lazy to pick up something from the store, he'll be more than eager to go get you your items, just make sure you let him keep the change for a soda.

We can dress him up as a girl, just because.

But I'm sure most of us will wanna chill with him to kill time. You're bored and wanna play a game, wanna watch a film, or wanna use him in your income tax.

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

SourPatchKids >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GreatGreg

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

Easily. Shame on you for comparing them. GreatGreg is like that shit you keep wiping and it just won't get off your ass.

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

He won't have any time for his academics then. :lol

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

I'm a fan. I noticed last night he had the last post in almost every sub and team forum :lol

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

He seems like a nice kid, but he does remind me of that other kid from the past named SlayerEnraged. Are they the same person?

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

isnt SPK asian?

slayerenraged was white and posted pictures of his fish, and of his sister :lol

Re: Jeff…. let's adopt SourPatchKids
 

First he was sour, but now I find him sweet.