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Just2McFly 12-07-2012 10:59 PM

What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
Are you really telling me that you guys willingly stand up in front of the toilet seat all the time?

I admit, I engage in the caveman habit of peeing while standing up while out in public, but at home I plop my ass down and reflect... ya feel me?

Mr. I'm So Rad 12-07-2012 10:59 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
F@ggot

Myth 12-07-2012 11:06 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
There are only 2 situations when I sit to pee (besides when I'm pooping at the same time).

Situation #1: It is the middle of the night, I don't feel like turning on a light, and I don't feel like pissing all over the place in the dark because I don't know where I am aiming.

Situation #2: I had diarrhea earlier in the day and I'm afraid that while I pee, I may suddenly need to shit and won't have time to stop peeing and turn around in time.

Al Thornton 12-07-2012 11:06 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
fcking fxggot

goldcrow 12-07-2012 11:09 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 11:09 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
My toilet seat is comfortable as **** too, wearing my UGGs and sitting on that soft ass seat puts me in heaven. I'm so chill. Just space out for a bit.

Chief Keef 12-07-2012 11:11 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
You strike me as the kind of dude who sits down when he pees. No offense doe

Myth 12-07-2012 11:13 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Keef
You strike me as the kind of dude who sits down when he pees. No offense doe


He strikes me as the kind of guy that would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 11:15 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Myth
He strikes me as the kind of guy that would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

:biggums:

My mom taught me better than that. I always reach around.

Myth 12-07-2012 11:19 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Just2McFly
:biggums:

My mom taught me better than that. I always reach around.


I'll be watching you.

Just2McFly 12-07-2012 11:19 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Myth
I'll be watching you.

You're a subscriber?

mehyaM24 12-07-2012 11:25 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
sup premed

HardwoodLegend 12-07-2012 11:43 PM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
Keeps the bathroom cleaner.

DuMa 12-08-2012 12:04 AM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
its a nonissue. no one is gonan watch you go do you business so theres really nothing to be embarrassed about.

falc39 12-08-2012 02:14 AM

Re: What do people have against guys sitting down to pee?
 
hell no, toilet seat is sometimes cold as ****..

stand up and pee, you should have near 100% accuracy unless your dick is deformed.. you're not a girl!!


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