I like Plato, but dislike Aristotle.
I'm a huge fan of Hobbes, not so much Locke.
Me love Ben Stiller, no me likey Owen Wilson.
Me Gusta Teddy Roosevelt, no me gusta Andrew Johnson.
I'd suck Clark Gabel's ****, but I wouldn't let Sean Connery suck mine.
Oscar Wilde is the man, Danny Bonaduce sucks.
George Patton can lead me anyday, Dwight Eisenhower can't feed me.