Personally, I have not. But every time I see a lil altercation start to break out in a bar (possibly other public places, but definitely not a club) I kinda hope it escalates with more people so I can just get in the middle and start re-enacting the video for Beat It and just start dancing and see if they follow suit and all squabbles are forgotten as we practice our moves like the video or not.
Honestly, if I saw someone start dancing like that and what not as I was gettin ready to bust a bottle over someone's head, I don't think I could even fight afterward. I'd just pause for a second like, "Wait, what?" and then I'd lose my concentration and try to figure out what happened and the fight would be over.
I was thinking about this the other day at work. I use my time wisely.
My college town put up the Steelers/Browns/Bengals-themed bars side by side. That invited trouble. I remember watching the Bengals game at my hangout, and on more than one occasion, a Browns fan poking his head through the door real quick and throwing an object at us. Steelers fans weren't really mean. Never had a reason to be. They always kicked our asses. If anything they were arrogant, but they left the squabbling up to us Bengals/Browns fans.
Personally, I have not. But every time I see a lil altercation start to break out in a bar (possibly other public places, but definitely not a club) I kinda hope it escalates with more people so I can just get in the middle and start re-enacting the video for Beat It and just start dancing and see if they follow suit and all squabbles are forgotten as we practice our moves like the video or not.
Honestly, if I saw someone start dancing like that and what not as I was gettin ready to bust a bottle over someone's head, I don't think I could even fight afterward. I'd just pause for a second like, "Wait, what?" and then I'd lose my concentration and try to figure out what happened and the fight would be over.
I was thinking about this the other day at work. I use my time wisely.
yo yer makin too many posts lately and they're all really gay. you're the new i seen hippos. you're annoying and you post too much. now off yourself like he did, pronto.
Yeah, but mainly it just turns into a tackle fest with security. I spent time as a bouncer as a second "job". Didn't technically work for the place, just got free drinks.
Metal detector wand makes a handy club in a pinch.
I've been in a lot of drunken fights....
First time I was 15, walking around the club, some guy shoulders me pretty hard, I turn around to call him a moron, he knocks me right on my ass, gives me a black eye and a permanent scratch on my eye.
Since then, I've fought ridiculous amount of times. We used to have a bar called Cheers around our way, we got in a nice group scuffle, as the beef was dying out some guy pointed to me and said: " me and you buddy" crowd kinda gathered, I faked a right jab and just clocked him in the head, he goes limp head to the ground, puddle of blood right under him. Crowd goes ballistic, fight breaks out again, amublance and cops come. I try to run away on a twisted ankle but they catch up and arrest me. They tell me he's in a coma and if he dies im completely ****ked. Apparently dude wakes up in the ambulance and decides not to press charges so they let me go.
The week after, I come back same spot. Some kid is talking a bunch of ***** outside. He's tellin us to meet him at this spot and that spot (the ghettos), I dont hesitate and just lay him out. He snorts from his mouth on the ground like the last of a dying breed. Since then people call me one hit wonder.
True story, lol whether you guys believe me or not, I have so many more fight stories, but in the last year I only fought twice and both were in pure self-defense. I never look for it anymore, I need to grow up and wear ties and stuff.
Nah no club or bar fights. Seen them and broke out of dodge. Last thing I need is someone trying to sucker punch the lightskin dude cuz he still mad some lightskin cat stole his woman in jr high. I'm good. Altho I'm sure bar fights are funny because cats drunk have no accuracy. Throw numerous wild punches until they win the lottery, and chi ching! Someone got lucky and laid a cat on the floor where his gear matches the floor panneling and shyt.
i personally don't get into them since i'm nearly impossible to piss off when i'm drunk.
but i have an acquaintance (not really a friend) which literally has trouble to go out without getting in a brawl. you could say fighting with random dudes is some kind of hobby for him he even was a member of a hooligan firm for a while.
I went to college with a dude that would get his smokin hot girlfriend to dress a scantily as possible so they could go out and he could start fights with anyone who tried to chat her up. All the rest of us were looking for a good buzz and maybe to meet some chicks but this guy just loved to fight.
Have You Ever Been In A Bar Fight?
