yes
no
maybe
or
YOU-GAWD-DAMN-RITE-I-BELIEVEZ-IN-MAGIC-SEE-'CAUSE-IF-YOU-DONT-BELIEVEZ-IN-MAGIC-YOU'Z-A-MAGGOT-SHYT-HEAD-N-U-CAN-ASKZ-DARTH-VADOR-2-HE-WILL-TELLZ-YOU-THE-SAME-THING-AND-I-LUV-MAGIC-SO-MUCH-MY-NIPPLES-GET-GRITTILY-HARD-1-NITE-I-WAS-BANKIN'-A-PIZZA-IN-THE-OVEN-N-SUDDENLY-THE-DOOR-BELL-RINGZ-N-GUESS-WHO'Z-IT-WAS?-MAGIC-PHUCKIN'-JOHNSON-HIMSELF-YES-IT-WAS-GIRLFRIN-N-YOU-KNOW-WHAT-IT-WAS-REAL-NOT-1-OF-THOSE-FAKE-DILDO-LOOKALIKEZ-A-REAL-AS-STEEL-MAGIC-PENUS-LIKE-JOHNSON-YA-FEELZ-ME-PLAYBOI-AND-IF-YOU-THINK-I'M-LYIN'-'BOUT-THIS-HERE-U-CAN-GO-2-H-E-DOUBLE-L-U-DOUCHE-COLLECTIN'-BOGGER-EATIN'-FECES-FLICKIN'-NUM-CHUCKS-SUB-ZERO-PLAYIN'-WANNA-BE-AMERICA'S-NEX-TOP-GOBBLE-GOBBLE-TURKEY-ROASTIN-BILLY-THE-KID-MOLESTIN-KANGAROO-HOPPIN'-DOWN-UNDER-LICKIN'-GOOD-4-NUTHIN'-SUM-BEECH!!!!!
MAGIC IS REAL! OH LAWD, GOOD HEAVEN'Z NAW DON'T BE TALKIN' BAD 'BOUT MY MAGIC NOW!
HOW YOU DOIN'?!
