Anyone want to rap battle with me?

[Skinn]

Call me out, and I'm on you like a light switch.
Lay down a topic, or any thing, I'll give you something..

[pete's montreux]

I would never want to be attacked by a light switch. I mean, a light switch? That's some scary ****.

Speaking of scary inanimate objects, like your mother. I had a dream when I was a kid that I was being attacked by an army of marching Nazi forks, and they weren't real forks, they seemed to be animated forks. Crazy Nazi animated forks!

I woke up shortly after this terrifying dream only to find out I had fallen asleep eating chinese food in my bed, and the fork I was using was stabbing me in the lower back.

Thanks subconscious brain, I know you'll always have my back. [pun?]

[Gunnin4HoLeS]

Im not a rapper I just rhyme words when I speak
your at your highest point but ive never hit my peak
Ask me to battle all i see is murder
not death by gun but one you ve never heard of
e murder will make u faint
now lemme pull out the gun that I drew on "paint "

[PistolPete]

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Give me a bottle a rum
And I'll turn you dumb
You can't handle this
It's a unique diss
When I'm done with you
You'll be black and blue
It's time for me to go
So the next guy can school ya some mo

[Gunnin4HoLeS]

Originally Posted by Skinn

Call me out, and I'm on you like a light switch.
Lay down a topic, or any thing, I'll give you something..

You must be on a battle forum

[donsanchez306]

i hear U.M.C like common pharrell
i move crowds for no common wealth
i only come and help
the thirsty to a common well
living like a preacher calm in hell
hoping the amens prevail
never taken back like a promise failed
choked up like a bong inhaled
i'm so gone on detail
like a premadonna's fingernail
fight or flight i do both like an armored shell
fawk tall you wouldn't stand at all rather harm yourself
trying to look pretty you only charm yourself
rather starve than farm yourself
yes i do know karma well
may come a day when i'll have to arm myself
i'll bet it all and burn the barn myself
never wipe the crumbs out
the side of your mouth
outside of your house
just outside of a drought
the starving homeless will put you south
have you turned around like a round-a-bout
treat your face like salutations and pound it out
talking about beef and grinding they already ground it out
they don't talk money they just sound it out
catch you jokers clownin around
asking why so serious and frownin around
have you like kanye and cam'ron down and out
lights out

[NuggetsFan]

Yous a snitch you going to have to run like a ***** because when i come through there ain't no telling what I could do boom bam snatch this fight is out of your grasp.... probably my best effort