Poster Rhyme Game

[Legend of Josh]

It's simple really. Just post a simple *single* rhyme/bar or whatever about the poster above you.

I'll start with myself others can join in.

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Legendary fo' real, that Josh be mega |i-LL|
My gimmicks murder they kill, knock you out like Holyfield

[JtotheIzzo]

Legend of Josh enjoys a brown pus$y nosh

[Legend of Josh]

Jiggy get iggy blow his jizzy on Miss Piggy, Kermit havin' a hisszy

[rufuspaul]

Josh the legendary has some secrets quite contrary,
But now it's out, oh yay, the news of the day,
The LOJ gots himself a vajayjay

[RidonKs]

RuPaul plays with mute dolls, don't clown him or he'll shoot y'all

[ALBballer]

Yo my name is ALBballer and I would unleash a wicked spit ,
Then I realized I'm a FOB and I can't speak Enlglish for shyt.

[vincentvangogh]

Dearest Theo:

Oh, misfortune!

I awoke today to find myself in the hospital's care. They tell me that I attempted, after being tricked into "freebasing" by a prostitute, in a fit of hunger and delusion, to eat my own excrement.

They also tell me that I did not succeed, which, circumstances aside, means that there is but one more thing at which I fail.

[lilmarcgasol]

Originally Posted by vincentvangogh

Dearest Theo:

Oh, misfortune!

I awoke today to find myself in the hospital's care. They tell me that I attempted, after being tricked into "freebasing" by a prostitute, in a fit of hunger and delusion, to eat my own excrement.

They also tell me that I did not succeed, which, circumstances aside, means that there is but one more thing at which I fail.

[RidonKs]

[v-unit]

Wow this one is big. That one will rank high in the all time gimicks/accounts IMO.

[rufuspaul]

Vincentvangogh ain't down for da show, layin low
Hurtin from a ho

[e-Thugstylez]

e-Thugz in this bitch, GET 'EM UP GET 'EM UP!
v-unit catch a slug in this bitch, HIT 'EM UP NIGGA WHAT?!

[e-Thugstylez]

Originally Posted by rufuspaul

Vincentvangogh ain't down for da show, layin low
Hurtin from a ho

rufuspaul in this bitch, PUT 'EM UP PUT 'EM UP!
Leave you all in the ditch, SHOOT 'EM UP SHOOT 'EM UP!

[rufuspaul]

Been missin e, no dissin e, stylez of da thug
V-unit on da run, gonna catch that slug

[vincentvangogh]

Dearest Theo:

I like this place: The women are plentiful and dissolute!
The summers are nice, here, in my abode by the lake. The rain; Oh, what pleasure it brings! Oh, to capture the sweet passions, stirred by the gentle summer rain, on my canvas! What relief from the eternal anguish.

How I wish you could be here, dear brother, to keep me company, and to translate for me.
Many times I have seen the scrawlings of the many townspeople and have been left woefully uninformed by my own ignorance.

Write soon. For now, I close this letter to seek the desires of the flesh at the local apothecary (for it is replete with whores of the utmost variety)!