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Old 05-13-2009, 08:12 PM   #1
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Default Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor

Turns out Dirk Nowitzki's fiancee, Cristal Taylor, had also duped Tony Banks (former NFL QB) a long time ago.




http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4165087

She had previously worked as a stripper.

Dirk, better leave grubs like these to the likes of Ruben Patterson and Zach Randolph.

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Old 05-13-2009, 08:15 PM   #2
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She must give a mean *******.


That's all I can think of.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:17 PM   #3
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Goddamn she gets uglier the more I see her.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:17 PM   #4
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:22 PM   #5
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Default Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor

At least Dirk's own people found out about this chick. Sure, it's a sad reflection of society that your advisers need to check out a potential wife, but a needed one. Good think Dirk has reliable people around him.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:23 PM   #6
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Default Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor

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She must give a mean *******.


That's all I can think of.

Like golf ball through a garden hose "mean" or chrome off a trailer hitch "mean"?

Sad, but probably true.

What a nightmare.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:23 PM   #7
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:26 PM   #8
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Default Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor

Again, why doesn't he just bang some little blonde German groupie? There's got to be a ton of them lined up. Why would he want a con-artist, hood-rat, crackhead looking b*tch that was once a stripper, who's been around the block and almost pushing 40? That skeezer must give great dome.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:30 PM   #9
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Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:30 PM   #10
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""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."




this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:37 PM   #11
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Default Re: Dirk's fiancee, Cristal Taylor

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""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."




this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.
i think they are just saying she gives a mean BJ. you obviously couldnt say that in a interview...
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:39 PM   #12
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Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.

Still, she looks like an ape. There are easily a ton of women out there that are much better looking than her that are great in bed, if not better than con-artist girl. Plus, anytime you bang a hotter chick it's a lot more enjoyable.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:41 PM   #13
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Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.
I wouldn't be able to get it up looking at that behemoth, even with the lights off....
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:42 PM   #14
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It's a mug shot.

For example:





Cristal could look a lot better then that picture.
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:43 PM   #15
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i lost alot of respect for dirk. thats just uncalled for
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