the official supersmash bros youtube questions thread

[playtetris]

post your questions for the man, the myth, the greatest dancer... supersmash.

1) what is the most depraved thing you would consider doing with (or to) a woman? have you ever spanked a girl whilst in the midst of a passionate love-making session?

2) are you pro or anti abortion? do you believe retarded babies should be aborted?

3) have you ever considered a career in music? you have a very mellifluous voice that would be well-suited to both rapping and singing, or a combination of both.

4) have you got any fetishes, either common or uncommon?

5) how did you develop your prose? it is very postmodern; kinda as if you disgarded the rules of grammar and syntax that you didn't like and adopted the ones that you did like.

6) have you done any drugs? would you ever consider doing any? if your parents and/or closest friends were taken hostage and you were told they would only survive if you consumed nothing but LSD for a week, would you comply?

[rawimpact]

Are you really 22 and still a virgin?

[tian820]

Will he be responding to these questions on video or in this thread?

Regardless,

1. What, in your own opinion, would you attribute most to your charm SSB?

2. Do you speak any languages other than English? Answer in that language if applicable please.

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. Are you still in High School or are you in college now? If college, which one?

Thanks for your time and effort in answering our questions in advance

[supersmashbros]

I am suppose to answer all these questions in ONE video or separate videos. I'll try to answer them as intelligently as possibly without acting stupid and only inserting sensible humour at appropriate times. I'll do it tomorrow or whenever I have time. Thank you VERY much for what you've done playtetris.

[rawimpact]

you do realise no one gives a shit right?

[Rizko]

I'll give you an easy one. What's your favorite NBA team and player.

[supersmashbros]

Originally Posted by Rizko

I'll give you an easy one. What's your favorite NBA team and player.

Kevin Garnett.
@rawimpact--I don't give a shit either.

[Jailblazers7]

What do you think about society's psycological addiction to technology, specifically cell phones?

Also, did you enjoy being spanked by your daddy? Were you confused about how it made you feel? Do you wish he would still do it?

[rawimpact]

your life

[playtetris]

Originally Posted by rawimpact

you do realise no one gives a shit right?

please refrain from stinking up this thread with your vitriol

[ZeN]

Supersmashbros.. are you really A-Sexual?

[Rizko]

Here's a tougher one. In RL I know theres this kid I know called Belgium, who's so similar to you it's scary. Your both foreigners who have a knack for stating the most obvious thing possible, both have weird phrasing and prone to stuttering/repetition when speaking, both like to talk about pseudo-intellectual stuff, both 22 year-old virgins, both like the NBA, and are both video game addicts. The only difference i can think of is that your a thin Asian and he's a fat euro.

So basically how does it feel to know that theirs someone in the world who's life mirrors yours so closely it's scary. I mean if you guys had some freaky friday shit go down I doubt anyone would notice a difference between the 2 of you. Do you feel this negates or lessens the quirks that help define yourself. If you met this kid in RL would you 2 take each other virginity?

[supersmashbros]

I guess this has to be stickied in order for me to come up with proper responses to all these questions (and I mean EVERYONE of them no matter how ridiculous they are).

[playtetris]

Originally Posted by ZeN

Supersmashbros.. are you really A-Sexual?

i know the answer to that one... OF COURSE NOT! we've all witnessed supersmash's game right here on this site. his slick talk had jizzo spreading her thighs, and we all know that's a tough feat to achieve.

1) supersmash, have you ever masturb4ted to an anonymous chat partner on the internet? how about a legitimate transexual?

2) how would you respond if you met a girl at the movies, you guys clicked in terms of personality and physicality and then when you went in to hug her after the serendipitous meeting you felt something hard poke into your groin region?

3) what are your views on spanking other people's children? if a toddler bit your arm at the supermarket and their parents weren't in sight would you pull down their pants and spank them right there and then?

[Al Thornton]

are working dogs (seeing eye dogs, drug sniffing dogs) slaves? what do you feel about that?