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Randy · 11-02-2010, 08:54 PM

An unwed mother who is also a stripper wants me to wreck her kitty. Omigod I've never been so happy in my life! Now where's my bowling ball....

L.Kizzle · 11-02-2010, 08:56 PM

How old is this lovely stripper/mother?

Randy · 11-02-2010, 09:02 PM

26 with a 1 year old son. Her ex broke all of her and the baby's furniture before he stormed out for good

It's not that funny as it is cliche. In a funny way.

L.Kizzle · 11-02-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Randy

26 with a 1 year old son. Her ex broke all of her and the baby's furniture before he stormed out for good

It's not that funny as it is cliche. In a funny way.

And you came to her rescue. Are you the first one she got close to after this incident? If you are, look for some great relations the first time it happens!

Sarcastic · 11-02-2010, 09:12 PM

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An unwed mother who is also a stripper wants me to wreck her kitty. Omigod I've never been so happy in my life! Now where's my bowling ball....

She doesn't happen to be your sister, does she?

Randy · 11-02-2010, 09:28 PM

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She doesn't happen to be your sister, does she?

Damn it. No. What about New Jersey dreams?