-Why is the toilet paper in public restrooms so terrible? That stuff is literally like sandpaper. Used some today. My ass feels like I rubbed up against a sander. Painful as hell. It's like bleeding from the anus. You would think with the money these places earn they could, you know, use soft toilet paper instead of sand paper.
-Why don't they make a cure for IBS? I would love one. It seems like my list of foods I cannot eat is growing and growing and growing to the point that pretty soon I'm gonna be able to eat MAYBE some sand paper. Can't eat dairy, red meat, certain vegetables, certain fruits, some nuts, anything with a large amount of protein will kill my insides, can't eat candy. Hell I ate some bread the other night and my stomach began a revolution against me. Tons of people suffer from this shit (literally...shit. Everywhere. All the time) and no cures. Imagine the profits grocery stores would make if IBS didn't exist and those millions of people could eat whatever the **** they wanted
-Why is it that the older you get, the less of your time actually belongs to you. Nothing like looking at the calendar and realizing "Well, I have a free half hour there...maybe I can use that to ea.....ohhh wait food is a no no. Oh well!" When you're little, time lasts forever. Teenager, you have more schoolwork but still lots of free time. College student, well, if you're NOT a trustfund baby, you can pretty much bet on having no time to yourself ever. Then when you graduate college, you raise a family, go to work, put food on the table, run the kids around, balance this and that and those and
-Why are people such assholes? Honestly, how hard is it to say a nice thing once and a while? Maybe that person you just freaked out on about not doing some petty little thing for you is having a really really terrible day. Imagine if everyone was understanding and all that crap. Everyone would be
-Why do we bother having kids these days? What are they going to grow up into? I mean, hell, when I was growing up even to say "Hey, go watch some TV for a half hour and then you can come back to your homework" I ALWAYS had quality TV to watch that really helped shape me and teach me things while still being funny. Ex: Boy Meets World, TGIF, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, etc etc. Nowadays, there's nothing like that. And yet kids are sitting around in front of the TV more than ever. Funny how that is.
-Imagine if technology ceased to exist over night. Just imagine that. Oh wait, you'd be dead.
-Why is it that we laugh and riducle those that work their asses off at their jobs while we sit and do nothing? AND THEN get angry when those who worked their asses of get better raises, more responsibility, promotions, whatnot. We're so ****ing lazy and pathetic.
-Why is food so bad for you? Everything has some type of artificial pieces of shit in it. You know how the cavemen lived? They ate food. They didn't eat "Buffalo with 1% Buffalo meat, 99% added shit that will kill you." Hell, look at the next bottle of juice you drink. Pfft "Contains 2% fruit juice." Well then what the **** am I drinking if it's only 2% juice? Cow piss?
-Why can't we be happy? No matter what we have, no matter what we do, it's never good enough and we always want more. We can be billionaires with a drop dead gorgeous wife and awesome kids and just the perfect life, then we find some way to **** it all up.
In short, I guess I'll just say I wanted to rant about my having to shit all the time and how toilet paper sucks. Then I just went on a tangent. Anyway, in closing, we're all stupid.