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Old 04-19-2012, 10:21 PM   #1
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Default What was going on in your head when you first had sex

Saw this on the bodybuilding forums. Thought it had potential. Sarcastic comments > Truth.
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:25 PM   #2
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Truth: "Don't bust a nut! Don't bust a nut! Don't bust a nut!"

[Homer Simpson]Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.[/Homer Simpson]

I lasted ~20 minutes the first time, but only ~5 minutes the second time.
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:25 PM   #3
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"I Can't believe this is happening"
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:26 PM   #4
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I’m in, now where’s the remote?

Oops, wrong hole.

Please. Don't. Wake. Up.

You aren’t going to tell mom and dad, right?


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In all honesty, I hardly remember my first time. I was blackout, shitfaced drunk.
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:26 PM   #5
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People go broke and die for this shit? P*ssy is overrated!
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:26 PM   #6
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"Wow her dick is bigger than mine"
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:27 PM   #7
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People go broke and die for this shit? P*ssy is overrated!

[RaininTwos]I'm switching to dick now.[/RaininTwos]
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:29 PM   #8
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This hurts!
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:31 PM   #9
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"I hope my parents don't come in the room."
plus something along the lines of "OHHHHH SHIT SON GETTIN IT IN GETTIN IT IN STAMPING MY CARD TO MANHOOD"
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:32 PM   #10
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"wooooooooot"
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:34 PM   #11
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'not as good as I thought...'


'I dont like her all that much..'


It got better though..
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:36 PM   #12
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I wonder when this stuff will wear off and she'll wake up?

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Old 04-19-2012, 10:36 PM   #13
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Oh yeah and the day after, nobody could tell me shit.
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:37 PM   #14
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this condom is cutting off my circulation
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:53 PM   #15
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Oh yeah and the day after, nobody could tell me shit.


The sun shined a bit brighter, thats for sure.
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