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Old 04-20-2012, 04:15 AM   #1
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Default What was probably going through you partners head the first time you had sex?

Well?
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:42 AM   #2
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Well?

He is done already?....one pump chump!
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:00 AM   #3
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"I can't take all this meat"

and

"How will I walk home after the beating that my vag just took?"
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:19 AM   #4
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"He is surprisingly very goo..... nevermind."
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:55 AM   #6
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I might have charged him too little
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:58 AM   #7
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"Wrong hole buddy."
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:13 AM   #8
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:23 AM   #9
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"what the **** is that?"
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:40 AM   #12
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Girl I lost my virginity to..

"If you jam that thing in I will kill you!!!"

I'm no Ron Jeremy don't get me wrong, her ****** was like a toothpaste bottle though. lmao
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**fakes moans and scream and some eye rolling** "Oh yeah, don't stop. Ooh daddy give it to me" **this nigha here**
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Old 04-20-2012, 08:50 AM   #14
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Old 04-20-2012, 08:51 AM   #15
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Default Re: What was probably going through you partners head the first time you had sex?

OP - have you EVER honestly experienced intercourse in your entire life, yet? It's my understanding you're I believe a teenager (upper teens at least, if not your younger 20s), no?

... this is a serious ? I'm about to ask you. To the vast majority of us that are 15/16/17+ it'll seem like a silly and crazy question. Most of us (who are not socially awkward parasites in RL, such as yourself, and this is real talk Myth; just keeping shit real) have never had any issues getting women to lay on their backs and grapple their legs behind their head as we insert our man-meat into their salami supporters ... but based on your entire persona, anyone could make a legit argument you've never been close to getting your dick wet. Honestly, have you ever?

It's all good though - you might just be a late bloomer; let's just keep our fingers crossed you don't graduate into the category of "porn-for-life, not by choice, but b/c you have no other choice" ... I have confidence you'll hook up with someone eventually. Just keep the faith - it'll happen for you one day.

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You creating such a bullshit thread, wondering such things from the ? you asked in the OP, there's no other conclusion except you truly have never been within striking distance of the punani.

Your posting is bad enough, but after all the years, it's easy to connec the dots that when it comes to your RL and women, they couldn't be any further apart. Here's an idea: why don't you focus on how you can one day get some play, instead of wondering what other men's girls are thinking about when they're having rookie sex?

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