finally got a good looking girl back to my place

[RidonKs]

...and whiskey flopped all over the place

a great night and simultaneously the most humiliating of my life

[kNIOKAS]

good story.

[IcanzIIravor]

Originally Posted by RidonKs

...and whiskey flopped all over the place

a great night and simultaneously the most humiliating of my life

We need details.

[pauk]

[RidonKs]

it was just a classic case of whiskey d*ck. it's been 8-9 months now and i got plastered without realizing i had a chance in hell... and when the time came, i came up short.

she's sleeping two walls away but i don't think she'd appreciate me snapping nude pics with my cell phone in the middle of the night. but if you really want proof, well, i can show you pictures of the important part of the story if you really want.

[IcanzIIravor]

Originally Posted by RidonKs

it was just a classic case of whiskey d*ck. it's been 8-9 months now and i got plastered without realizing i had a chance in hell... and when the time came, i came up short.

she's sleeping two walls away but i don't think she'd appreciate me snapping nude pics with my cell phone in the middle of the night. but if you really want proof, well, i can show you pictures of the important part of the story if you really want.

The whiskey? Makers Mark?

[Jasi]

Are you using some sort of slang? Or maybe my English got very rusty, because I really cannot understand what happened.

[IcanzIIravor]

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Originally Posted by Jasi

Are you using some sort of slang? Or maybe my English got very rusty, because I really cannot understand what happened.

Basically he drank too much and this happened:

[Jasi]

Ugh, that's bad.
Well I guess at least you might have had a laugh out of it

Pics of the girl are needed though, not necessarily the private ones

[RidonKs]

i was laughing the whole way through, it at least makes me feel comfortable to comment on it instead of staying frustratingly silent the whole time. and sure that's a giant turnoff for her but f*ck it if i'm not happy why should she be

edit: eh **** that the guilt is too much

[B-Easy8]

No one cares about the story, get pics of her somehow. It doesn't have to be of her now in the next room but im sure you can get on her facebook.

[Lebowsky]

She definitely looks good, nice job. I'd say don't sweat it too much, shit like that happens. It's happened to me before too, and the girl still gave me a second chance. It's embarrassing as **** when it happens, but many girls will understand it's just due to inebriation and will want to give it another try.

[Dasher]

But I thought Ridonks was ______. I am confused.

[L.Kizzle]

Did you ask her for help or you was just like "fck it" it is what it it?

[KingOfTheJokes]

You sure you couldn't get it up because of the whiskey or because you prefer cocks?