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Old 07-26-2012, 11:17 PM   #1
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Default What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

What would happen if a female human was trapped in a corner next to a randy male ape and the ape had sex with her and injected copious amounts of sperm? Would there be any chance of a baby being produced.

Has there ever been any reports of apes rapeing humans.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:20 PM   #2
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Default Re: What would happen if an Ape had sex with a female human?

The female would have the orgasm of her life. The ape would go back to the tribe, brag about it for a day or two, then life as normal.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:22 PM   #3
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Someone will sell tickets to the showing?
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:32 PM   #4
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Only animals of the same species can reproduce. Nothing would occur on the reproduction front.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:34 PM   #5
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:36 PM   #6
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once you go ape, you dont go back
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:39 PM   #7
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What would happen if Pauk had sex with a female? Would the baby become the most amazing poster on these forums since ashbelly?
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:44 PM   #8
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What would happen if Pauk had sex with a female?
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:47 PM   #9
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:49 PM   #10
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What would happen if Pauk had sex with a female?

Even Pauk would think this is hilarious.
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:50 PM   #11
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Old 07-26-2012, 11:53 PM   #12
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:21 AM   #13
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What would happen if a female human was trapped in a corner next to a randy male ape and the ape had sex with her and injected copious amounts of sperm? Would there be any chance of a baby being produced.

Has there ever been any reports of apes rapeing humans.
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:23 AM   #14
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Old 07-27-2012, 12:28 AM   #15
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