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Old 08-19-2012, 06:16 AM   #1
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Default Having problems with my virgin gf.

Serious problem. I am not a virgin myself, and have slept with other girls before, but this is the first time i've faced this problem.

It's been like 4 times now, each time I've only been able to fit a bit of my peniis in.. like maybe the head. Yesterday we tried again, I was able to fit 2 inches in before she starts screaming in pain.

She was already wet btw, I made sure of that first. we've also tried ky jelly before, but it gets sticky n it didnt help.

Anyone experienced this? I just want to plow away, but she's in so much pain, and i don't feel like my *** can go in any deeper. I feel like im pushing my dick into the wall, and add her expression of pain, and i slowly lose my erection.

Some help?
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:18 AM   #2
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Default Re: Having problems with my virgin gf.

you just have to plow it and its 1 second of pain anyways after that
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:19 AM   #3
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Default Re: Having problems with my virgin gf.

Tell her you're just going to put it in, like, an inch, just to "get her used to it". This is a lie.
Lube the shit out of your man-flag prior to alignment. Once you have missile lock on the entry-chute, tell her you're going to pull it out now. She'll relax as you begin to ease out, when she does, punch it home.
At this point either you've lodged it deep inside her birth canal OR you've just discovered she's one of the unfortunate few women with a hymen so strong and so dense that it needs surgery to be removed. Either you're home free or you've broken your d*ck and have one hell of a story for us.
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:56 AM   #4
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Default Re: Having problems with my virgin gf.

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Tell her you're just going to put it in, like, an inch, just to "get her used to it". This is a lie.
Lube the shit out of your man-flag prior to alignment. Once you have missile lock on the entry-chute, tell her you're going to pull it out now. She'll relax as you begin to ease out, when she does, punch it home.
At this point either you've lodged it deep inside her birth canal OR you've just discovered she's one of the unfortunate few women with a hymen so strong and so dense that it needs surgery to be removed. Either you're home free or you've broken your d*ck and have one hell of a story for us.
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Old 08-19-2012, 07:45 AM   #5
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Default Re: Having problems with my virgin gf.

Watch this education video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYLt-YSiz0Y
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Old 08-19-2012, 08:03 AM   #6
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Default Re: Having problems with my virgin gf.

Use you fingers. Start by one, after two (enlarge the hole). If everything goes well, then she's ready

If nothing works, try the other hole
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:06 AM   #7
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Default Re: Having problems with my virgin gf.

i've tried fingering. at first i couldnt even put 1 finger in without her squirming. now i can put in 1 finger and move around no problem, havent tried 2 fingers yet.

as for the just ram it in, from her expression of pain with just 1 inch inside her, i am afraid if i do that, she will scream from the pain, and not trust me anymore after that. no more sex = no good. i also dont want to scarr her.

anyone else had similar experiences? or does it get better?
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:13 AM   #8
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You are wise to proceed carefully. Don't just jam it in there broesph.
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Old 08-19-2012, 10:24 AM   #9
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Trust a Miami fan not to be able to get the job done by himself. Bro, you should recruit some friends to help you.
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Old 08-19-2012, 10:30 AM   #10
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Trust a Miami fan not to be able to get the job done by himself. Bro, you should recruit some friends to help you.
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:11 AM   #11
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Trust a Miami fan not to be able to get the job done by himself. Bro, you should recruit some friends to help you.
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:43 AM   #12
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Default Re: Having problems with my virgin gf.

this thread.

This place is funny. kids asking for ***** advise.
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:04 PM   #13
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sedate her, she cant cry or scream if she's unconscious
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:14 PM   #14
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this guy doesnt know where to stick it. i bet your trying to put it in her pee hole.
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:17 PM   #15
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I hope you aren't 28.
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