White guy edition
Originally Posted by PleezeBelieve
Where to start, son?
Such a joy
White boys kill me
Time to get Al Sharpton
Comedy what I'm saying
LA where I'm playing
Would kill for snow like I'm OJing
Hello PleezeBelieve. Please raise the volume of this sound projection device.
These song lyrics are not rehearsed;
In fact, to use the vernacular, I am "coming up with them off the top of my head"
in order to transmit them to the InsideHoops server
via my broadband cable connection,
not via a dial-up ISP.
I type at over 90 WPM,
and rarely pause when constructing my messages.
Once we have finished in this exchange of wit,
you will have suffered various wounds to the head that will require medical attention and sterile bandages.
I am the best rapper
in this particular online community.
Everyone else's rapping is inferior;
Please note that I have asserted myself as the supreme rapper here.
If you want to engage in a contest of wits
please present yourself, as I am readily available.
When I type, the decibel level produced by my keyboard
is sufficient to permanently damage your eardrum.
My words are clever and insulting.
When I submit my comment for display in this thread,
and you acknowledge my superiority as a rapper,
I will make you forfeit and withdraw from this contest.