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Old 11-25-2012, 02:12 AM   #1
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Colored salt.

I hate it when you can't tell how much salt you actually put on your food. It's easy to tell with pepper, they should make a colored salt.

Internet Bitch Data Base IBDB

Here me out.

There's a few sites that host a collection of the different bitches that are models or pron actresses. What I'm suggesting is a search function that'll identify a bitch that you link to and it'll let you know who she is.

I.e.

Say you go into one of our threads such as 'latina lovers' or 'a$$ lovers' and there's a random chick that was linked to a blog but she's unidentified. Search after search and nobody can ID her. There's programs that will ID a person by scanning their face, why can't we do the same for every bitch that's ever been posted online?

This will be an advanced system that will examine not just her face, but parts of her body as well. So whether its a .GIF, pic or video clip, the program will ID her, and give as much known info regarding this bitch. Naturally, it will also be sort of like a Wiki so people can always update any info regarding said bitch.


What are your ideas?

I'm bored.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:32 AM   #2
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Remote control locators. Just a button on the TV that I can press that makes the remote ring.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:32 AM   #3
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A transparent toaster.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:36 AM   #4
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An iPhone that is a slap on wristband.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:37 AM   #5
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A transparent toaster.

and TRANSPARENT TOAST!
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:38 AM   #6
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A toothbrush that dispenses Toothpaste
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:39 AM   #8
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:41 AM   #9
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:42 AM   #10
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:45 AM   #11
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Temporary tattoos... im talking 3-7 years and then they get absorbed or disapate or something. If you can make the ink outta something that will break down when exposed to some sort of high frequency (but low pain/mess) laser then you could make them as temporary or long term as you would like.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:46 AM   #12
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Remote control locators. Just a button on the TV that I can press that makes the remote ring.

Weird shit… I thought about some shit like that as well (a while ago).

The f*cker is never where it's supposed to be. Hate it when lil kids show up cause you gotta hide everything in sight, if you don't you're f*cked.

Here's another one that just hit me…

Headphones with retractable/adjustable cord (is that the proper word). Have them work so you only have the length that you need when you need it. I've skipped out on a few cans because the cord was simply too long. Even if you bought the coiled kind they're still too long to be portable.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:47 AM   #13
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They do make a colored salt, pink to be exactly, but that's irrelevant unless you plan on over salting your food. Salt dissolves into smaller parts when put onto food unless the food is too dry.

For me, I think it would be a recipe generator. You put in the ingredients you have and it will come up with a recipe that uses those ingredients or one that has those ingredients, but is missing up to 5 other ingredients necessary for the recipe. It also has recipe catagories of food like soup, pasta dish, vegetable dish, meat dish etc. Also included are options such as cooking ware. Someone might have made that, but I haven't found one.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:52 AM   #14
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Microwave with a mute button.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:59 AM   #15
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A transparent toaster.

that exists

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