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Old 11-25-2012, 04:40 PM   #1
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Because I just pooped my pants. I like soda. It tastes great. I have drank it off and on throughout my life, and the reason I usually stop is for health. I had noticed that sometimes it gives me diarrhea, but I can usually feel it coming. I had a long road trip yesterday and the day before, so I had been drinking more than usual to stay awake. About 30 minutes ago I was watching TV when suddenly pure liquid shot out of my ass. I have spent my time since then trying to clean up and showering. I continued to shit randomly as I showered. I'm actually worried right now as I sit here and type this that it will happen again. First time shitting myself since childhood. Anybody else have any experiences like this?
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Old 11-25-2012, 04:43 PM   #2
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You fuckin sharted, dude. Thought you were going to be slick with a silent but deadly. Now look at you; look at you now.
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Old 11-25-2012, 04:53 PM   #3
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Sorry, but that's hilarious.
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Old 11-25-2012, 04:56 PM   #4
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Because I just pooped my pants. I like soda. It tastes great. I have drank it off and on throughout my life, and the reason I usually stop is for health. I had noticed that sometimes it gives me diarrhea, but I can usually feel it coming. I had a long road trip yesterday and the day before, so I had been drinking more than usual to stay awake. About 30 minutes ago I was watching TV when suddenly pure liquid shot out of my ass. I have spent my time since then trying to clean up and showering. I continued to shit randomly as I showered. I'm actually worried right now as I sit here and type this that it will happen again. First time shitting myself since childhood. Anybody else have any experiences like this?
Damn son, was anyone near you? I would of been embarrassed if somebody actually saw you. Yes many times, well when I was small I use to poop my pants uncontrollably and they always sent me home, but I've had several experiences like these happen to me as a grown up to, I shaat myself while I was jogging, thankfully it was dark and nobody was around, you could see my pants been pushed down by the weight of the shit, It was the long turds too.
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Old 11-25-2012, 04:57 PM   #5
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Old 11-25-2012, 05:05 PM   #8
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When you shit how does it come out thb? I always wanted to ask a person.

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Old 11-25-2012, 05:32 PM   #9
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I'm sorry... This thread... What the fuck?

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Old 11-25-2012, 07:28 PM   #10
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Damn son, was anyone near you? I would of been embarrassed if somebody actually saw you.

Luckily no. And it was definitely a shart. The surprising thing was that I wasn't even expecting a big fart, just a little one. I'm still paranoid, because I have had tons of liquid poo since, but luckily I have been in the bathroom for each of the follow ups. Underwear is dead to me, but I like the pants I was wearing. Hopefully they can be salvaged in the wash.
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:31 PM   #11
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Are you absolutely sure it wasn't something you ate? I've never heard of that.
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:34 PM   #12
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Are you absolutely sure it wasn't something you ate? I've never heard of that.

I can't be absolutely sure, but I'm fairly confident it was the soda. I normally drink a decent amount of water and haven't had a soda in about a month. On the drive, I drank 0 water and 2 liters + of Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper. I'm sure I was dehydrated.
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:39 PM   #13
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I can't be absolutely sure, but I'm fairly confident it was the soda. I normally drink a decent amount of water and haven't had a soda in about a month. On the drive, I drank 0 water and 2 liters + of Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper. I'm sure I was dehydrated.
Personally I almost never drink soda/pop anymore. 95% of my daily intake in liquid is water and milk (about 1-2 cups in a day).
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:43 PM   #14
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What did u at before? Soda makes you poop, news too me.
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:47 PM   #15
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I drank some bad cider once, it went through me in about 5 minutes, thank fuck I was right by the bathroom when it happened. I spent the next hour or so back and forward to the bathroom. It's a horrible feeling. If I wasn't at home I've got no doubt I would have shit my pants.

My friend had drunk some too and the poor thing had the same experience but she was at a music festival in the middle of summer.
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