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Old 03-07-2013, 10:10 AM   #1
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Default Seriously, whats the point of a fat, thick ass

If your d*ck isn't 8+ inches long and 3+ inches wide.

unless It just swallows your shit. automatic loss.
now if you were rocking a big stick then you could actually combat that shit.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:13 AM   #2
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...so you're saying you have a small dick?
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:20 AM   #3
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Disappointed in you Bladers.
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:28 AM   #4
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...so you're saying you have a small dick?
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:48 AM   #5
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...so you're saying you have a small dick?
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:00 AM   #6
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...so you're saying you have a small dick?



But seriously TC, doggystyle an ass like my avatar, and then you'll understand.

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Old 03-07-2013, 11:55 AM   #7
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But seriously, doggystyle an ass like my avatar, and then you'll understand.

Serious posts like these are hard to come by.

But yeah, everyone wants a killer ass but you need a killer d*ck to control that shit or its a waste and you ain't hitting shit from the back in strides.
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:58 AM   #8
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But seriously, doggystyle an ass like my avatar, and then you'll understand.

You've doggystyled an ass like your avy?

How big are you? No homo, I just want to know if it's even worth it for me to attempt it.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:02 PM   #9
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You've doggystyled an ass like your avy?

How big are you? No homo, I just want to know if it's even worth it for me to attempt it.

When there is a will, there's a way.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:17 PM   #10
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When there is a will, there's a way.

You have to really focus on gripping and spreading the ass cheeks if you're a bit shortchanged I guess.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:20 PM   #11
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You have to really focus on gripping and spreading the ass cheeks if you're a bit shortchanged I guess.
Its really not difficult unless like OP you have a miniaturized dick. You gotta be really short changed if you have complaints about backdoor hitting.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:25 PM   #12
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You've doggystyled an ass like your avy?

How big are you? No homo, I just want to know if it's even worth it for me to attempt it.

That wasn't uncomfortable at all ....as far as size goes, if your woman has an ass on her certain positions might be a bit harder than others. Spooning is hard depending on the size of the ass, plus the angle of the girl's snatch, if you not working with much it's going to make things a little complicated.

It all comes down to personal taste too, I'm an ass man. I'd take a girl with average chest but big ass/wide hips/thick legs over a woman with big tits but no ass.

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Old 03-07-2013, 12:38 PM   #13
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You've doggystyled an ass like your avy?

How big are you? No homo, I just want to know if it's even worth it for me to attempt it.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:45 PM   #14
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You've doggystyled an ass like your avy?

How big are you? No homo, I just want to know if it's even worth it for me to attempt it.

It's always worth a shot.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:52 PM   #15
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You've doggystyled an ass like your avy?

How big are you? No homo, I just want to know if it's even worth it for me to attempt it.

When a female of any ass size bends over everything is open and visible...you could fck her with your pinky finger if you wanted...

Why do some of you have this idea that when a girl with a booty bends over that her pssy is buried deep behind miles of her ass?...and the only way to reach it is with an extra long dick?

I am sure I could bend over an 800 lb girl and go balls deep on her if I wanted...not that I would ever want to do that, but the female body is designed in such a way that everything is easily accessible.
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