Parents must've been sucking dick when they came up with that name (yes, parents.
Geez, in general, I mean why would you name your son Dick anyway, even if your last name is straight. I mean come on idiot, pick another fckin name. Yeah people will eventually mature, but it's 100% guaranteed that before the age of being in high school, your son would have recieved no less than 6-7 taunts regarding that name somewhere between the age of 4-15.
Why go through that? Just pick another muthafckin name.
One of these days I'm gonna have to research the logic behind changing names from Robert to Bob, William to Bill, and Richard to Dick. I'm a couple decades late in saying this, but: "what the fck kinda sht is that???"