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Old 03-06-2007, 05:14 PM   #1
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:18 PM   #2
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.







I am making a new ISH Award and you are the first guy I am nominating.
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:18 PM   #3
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:29 PM   #4
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I am making a new ISH Award and you are the first guy I am nominating.

haha thanks.
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:31 PM   #5
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Thatís hysterical
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:45 PM   #6
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Wow, thats great, nice find.
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:23 PM   #7
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Got any other good jokes?

You should put them all in a "Bobcat4ever's jokes" thread because that would be oretty much awesome
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:16 PM   #8
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Got any other good jokes?

You should put them all in a "Bobcat4ever's jokes" thread because that would be oretty much awesome

I think I will do one a day unless there are more people out there that would like to hear more jokes.
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:19 PM   #9
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I think I will do one a day unless there are more people out there that would like to hear more jokes.

as long as you keep the jokes coming im cool with that
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:20 PM   #10
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as long as you keep the jokes coming im cool with that

Haha, it's a deal.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:13 AM   #11
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.

Yeah.. anyone remember how all those damned Democrats got us into Iraq and screwed everything up? : :)
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