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Old 06-11-2007, 10:41 PM   #1
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Default I am selling a secret love potion that will make u irrisistable 2tha ladies

Hello allow me to introduce my latest creation, a potent elixer that will make you irrisistble to the opposite sex. Just but a couple dabs behind your ears each morning and you will feel the immediate, robust results. Watch your little black books full up until you're the biggest pimp in town! It doesn't matter what you're workin with, tall or short, skinny or fat....this will immediately make you a throbbing love machine. Guaranteed.

Just PM me your address and I will send an 8oz bottle for only 450 dollars. Thats right, for less than half a G you can transform your life immediately! You can send cash or a check, no credit cards. You can make everything mailble to the address I provide for all customers. If you are not satisfied you will be refunded your money for 30 days. Its a slam-dunk!
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:51 PM   #2
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Default Re: I am selling a secret love potion that will make u irrisistable 2tha ladies

interesting.. you have a kobe sn, a kobe avatar, and 81 posts.
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:54 PM   #3
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Do you have a potion that will make me not irresistable to ladies?cuz that's my problem, I'm too sexy and goodlooking.
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:55 PM   #4
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Default Re: I am selling a secret love potion that will make u irrisistable 2tha ladies

There's already something that makes guys irresistable to the ladies, and it's not a potion.

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Old 06-11-2007, 11:04 PM   #5
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Someone should make me a mod so I can delete crap like this.
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Old 06-11-2007, 11:24 PM   #6
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Do you have a potion that will make me not irresistable to ladies?cuz that's my problem, I'm too sexy and goodlooking.


keep telling your self that. or just turn gay.
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Old 06-12-2007, 12:07 AM   #7
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Default Re: I am selling a secret love potion that will make u irrisistable 2tha ladies

I heard once that rubbing semen on your face clears acne.
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Old 06-12-2007, 12:16 AM   #8
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I heard once that rubbing semen on your face clears acne.
and how did that work for you?
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Old 06-12-2007, 12:55 AM   #9
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and how did that work for you?

lol ouch
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:21 AM   #10
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I heard once that rubbing semen on your face clears acne.

that's gotta be why my wife is still so young looking! i hope she tells her friends.
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Old 06-12-2007, 02:04 AM   #11
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I heard once that rubbing semen on your face clears acne.
and mixing it with $hit gives you a nice healthy tan.
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:08 AM   #12
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There's already something that makes guys irresistable to the ladies, and it's not a potion.



Stick all this in your underwear and you will be irresistable.
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Old 06-12-2007, 03:17 AM   #13
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that's gotta be why my wife is still so young looking! i hope she tells her friends.
She did.....thats why her skin looks much better than usual...

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Old 06-12-2007, 04:39 PM   #14
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So far over 120 orders have been placed. Keep em coming in kids! You won't regret it!
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Old 06-12-2007, 07:10 PM   #15
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rubbing sh.t on your chest will give you a six-pack
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