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Old 08-13-2007, 06:39 PM   #1
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Default Yao Gets Tipsy At Wedding Dinner

So, I was reading through this magazine: Arab Times, and suddenly the headline of the sports page is YAO GETS TIPSY AT WEDDING DINNER.

A quote from the magazine:

"Yao Ming, the newleywed treated his Chinese teamates to a celebratory dinner at a posh Bejing hotel, where guests feasted on a 10 course meal-and the host got tipsy after drinking shots of potennt liqour.

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Old 08-13-2007, 06:44 PM   #2
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tht'z my boi
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:53 PM   #3
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I'd need many drinks too if I was hooking up with that beast of a "woman" for my entire life.
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:57 PM   #4
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who is yao marrying anyway
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:00 PM   #5
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wow, she is not that ugly.. damn
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:02 PM   #6
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chinese alcohol = strong stuff
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:52 PM   #7
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Default Re: Yao Gets Tipsy At Wedding Dinner

Why are you reading the Arab Times?

I mean... can I get a background check, here?
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:03 PM   #8
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lol im visting my dad overseas i live in the us tho
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:39 PM   #9
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I'd have to be more than tipsy to touch that. Try unconscious. Doesn't Yao know in America he can buy any wife he wants?
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:47 PM   #10
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I'd have to be more than tipsy to touch that. Try unconscious. Doesn't Yao know in America he can buy any wife he wants?

i guess he didnt want a to be a kobe bryant
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I think the Chinese government matched them up.
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:58 PM   #12
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i guess he didnt want a to be a kobe bryant
Because Bryant is the only person in professional sports that has a wifey because he has money and fame.

Look at 99% of pro sports wives, and tell me if they'd be with that guy if he wasn't rich and famous. Even scrubs have hot wives. It's how it works. Better to "be a Kobe Bryant" than get hitched to a bushmaster like that.
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Old 08-14-2007, 12:35 AM   #13
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She's not bad, considering she's a baller too.
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Old 08-14-2007, 12:37 AM   #14
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Why have pizza pops when you can have filet mignon?
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Old 08-14-2007, 12:43 AM   #15
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Why have pizza pops when you can have filet mignon?

Why pay for a ho, when you can have a woman. You considered yao might like her and didn't want a fashion accessory?
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