If I was a Rapper I'd Be...

[Fluffy Bird]

no, not Birdman, I'd be Phife Dawg from ATCQ...

Bball playin, fly rhyme sayin
fly girl gettin, but never was I sweatin

we love you Fluffy Bird!!!

ease off hoes my name's Malik

Bird this Bird that
where you going where you at
posters don't know me from jack
yet they say I'm the Josh?

your turn son...who ya got, and what rhymes of their's rep your style...

[MarloStanfield]

Fredro Starr from ONYX M-F

or

R Kelly on the weekends

[Rasheed1]

If Im a rapper, Im Chuck D


My Uzi still weighs a ton

but I switches up with the ladies and Im more like:

Long live the Kane

Big L or Nas.

[StroShow4]

lil wayne, so i could single handedly end the production of so many crappy songs. :)

[Dasher]

Gucci Mane




Because he is smashing this:


Her momma must be half reindeer!!!

The Lollipop Remix Featuring Gucci

[MarloStanfield]

You look a bit like Gucci Dasher.

[Rasheed1]

I like that one chick's tattoo (and I dont like a whole of tattoos on a girl usually)

makes it look like she is taking it to the dome when you hit from the back

[Dasher]

Originally Posted by MarloStanfield

You look a bit like Gucci Dasher.

Hilarious guy to hang out with, until his crew starts getting powdered up.

[MarloStanfield]

Originally Posted by Dasher

Hilarious guy to hang out with, until his crew starts getting powdered up.

Yeap, I hear that noise. That powder tends to turn a lot of cool heads into completely different folks.

[Dasher]

That's why I abstain. I get tired of seeing grown ass men getting emotional on that white girl. Crying and shit in the club.

[playtetris]

Originally Posted by Fluffy Bird

posters don't know me from jack
yet they say I'm the Josh?

your turn son...who ya got, and what rhymes of their's rep your style...

hahahahah
that line was always a clunker, but you took it to another level.

i'd probably be mf doom:

Doom nominated for the best rolled L's
And they wondered how he dealt with stress so well
Wild guess? You could say he stay sedated
Some say buddha'd, some say faded
Someday pray that he will grow a foreign barn full
Recent research show it's not so darn harmful (true)
Sometimes you might need to detox
It can help you with your rhyme flow and your beatbox
Off spite to your surprise
Turn a Newport Light to a joint right before your eyes
Tear a page out the good book, hear it how you want it
{"America's most blunted!"}

[InspiredLebowski]

Easily Kobe Bryant

[e-Thugstylez]

Kool Keith (more specifically the Dr. Dooom persona).

[mlh1981]

Vanilla Ice